With conviction I lay claim to not being "typical," and for sure not a OC DB nor a Desert/River Rat, although I like both rivers and deserts. Yes, that was supposed to be humorous, right along with my love of trashy and regrettable tats %46 of Southern Cal's adult population now display :).
Hopefully I will stumble across a woman:
Athletic or active.
Able to laugh at herself and irony.
Treats others less fortunate with respect & care.
Ambitious in becoming a better person.
Believes in powers unexplainable, but understands we are able to pursue our fate!
In the long run, I bet I will have a family and a adorable wife and a picket fence...well maybe not the white picket fence, but we will have something cute and b****en to look at daily. I figured out I was a late bloomer with regard to marriage, not because I wanted notches on my belt or anything ignorant like that, but rather because I had to become who I am today.