Your whole life has led up to this exact moment. I'm glad you're here. So you believe at least somewhat that this interweb thing is actually forming connections between like-minded people in a screwed-up, beautiful world? That's insane, right?
I've never met anyone who's not ****ing insane. And if you have, you don't know them well enough. So let's get weird, have fun, and experience life. Not necessarily in that order... Who knows, this is a bizarre world, but some pretty incredible things happen every day.
Well, he's alright I guess. A bit odd, for sure, but who isn't these days? And I do have to admit, he's kinda cute. Maybe not haaawwt, but definitely cute. And I WAS hoping to actually meet real people, but would it be awkward? I guess it would be entertaining, if nothing else. He seems like a pretty interesting guy. Oh, why not? I'm up for trying almost anything once.
"Oh, hey there. Were you just checking me out? Random question time: What kind of music do you work out to?"