I think that you are nuts! Who in their right mind would press a bunch of buttons with letters on them while staring at a light bulb in attempt to find a boyfriend/hubby/boy toy/real man? Kindly, take a deep breath and assess your situation.
Wait, you're saying this insanity is comprehensible by your gigantic brain? And this interweb thing is actually forming connections between like-minded people in a screwed-up, beautiful world? Hang on, scroll up a bit. Just a bit more... there. Not too shabby, eh? Maybe a little shabby, but he can't be as nuts as you know you are. Hmm, he might be just crazy enough to actually understand you. Or at least begin to. Who knows, this is a bizarre world, but some pretty incredible things happen every day.
Well, he's alright I guess. A bit odd, for sure, but who isn't these days? And I do have to admit, he's kinda cute. Maybe not haaawwt, but definitely cute. And I WAS hoping to actually meet real people, but would it be awkward? I guess it would be entertaining, if nothing else. He seems like a pretty interesting guy. Oh, why not? I'm up for trying almost anything once.
CHAT THIS DUDE UP! or ON TO THE NEXT ONE...