and_so_i_walk_the_web: we are parallel lines ||
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Columbus, Ohio
Details
22 year old Man, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Virgo with Brown hair
Intent
and_so_i_walk_the_web Wants to date but nothing serious
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Artsy
Profession
Musician







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious



About Me
So I sent you some kinda cute little message and you're wondering if I'm a wannabe playa, some semi-cute hipster kid, a legit man with high ambitions but the drive to make it reality, or just another egotistical straight white male who can't see anything through beer goggles filled with a 7-layer dip of privilege.

Well that's for you to decide but you might not be able to make that decision just yet- that's why we should get tea and scones sometime.

You've had to deal with thousands of messages per hour, digging for gold in a sewer of disappointment and weirdness thinking "does the gold really exist"? Not that you have to find "the one", just someone decent enough to have an enjoyable conversation with.

But you believe at least somewhat that this interweb thing is actually forming connections between like-minded people in a screwed-up, beautiful world, right? Or else you wouldn't be here.

You're picky- you only want to interact with "good" people. But all you have to judge someone is a few digitalized images and maaaaayybe a few lines of text.

But people are ever-changing beings, never perfect- that's part of the beauty in them. You were open-minded enough to get this far.

So go crazy and give this thing a chance! Worst case, you get a free yet awkward scone.

First Date
This guy is super weird, uses too many metaphors and is way too serious.


(To prove otherwise for the serious part):
I have maggots in my scrotum.

If you get it- !