Age: 35
Age: 28
seriously_though: I'm one more D-bag away from buying cats!
Non-smoker with A Few Extra Pounds
Pekin, Illinois
33 year old Woman, 5' 6" (168cm), Christian - other
Caucasian Gemini with Brown hair
seriously_though Wants a relationship
Associates degree
Free Thinker

I am Seeking a Man For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious

About Me
**Sometimes I open my messages..get distracted..and forget to respond until months later...my bad**

I never in a million years thought dating would be this hard in my 30's. I naively thought that the older we get we would be more certain of who we are and what we want. BOY WAS I WRONG.

I can't really take this site seriously anymore (not that it could really be taken seriously in the first place) so even though I would love a serious long term relationship I'm mainly on here for sh*ts & giggles at this point.

I'm okay with being single. I'm comfortable with me. I would like to find my better half whoever he may be. If I even have one. I might be one of those people that rock their golden years solo.

You will not find perfection here, sorry.

I'm not a Barbie doll. I'm not a size two. I never will be either of those things.

Unfortunately, I will not bring drama into your life.

I have tattoos.

I hate profiles with "do & don't" lists but I get why they are necessary. So I'm throwing one in here too!

You should Not Message Me If You:

Are inconsiderate
Are now or ever have been a convicted felon
Think the Tea Party has “good ideas”
Own a confederate flag
Have six months or less out of a serious relationship/marriage
Are a racist/bigot/homophobe
Have a profile picture that is nothing but you and 800 assault rifles – spoiler alert, that kind of thing is scary to most women!
Do not have a driver’s license (exceptions for medical reasons)
Cannot carry on an intelligent conversation
Have ever been diagnosed as a sociopath, psychopath, or any other path I may have overlooked.

You Should Message Me If You:

Have a good sense of humor
Are kind
Understand sarcasm
Are ready for a relationship
Have all of your teeth
Are hard working
Are not intimidated by strong women
Have your life together
Don’t live online and online only

The End.

First Date
Somewhere well lit where I can't get serial killed.

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