**Sometimes I open my messages..get distracted..and forget to respond until months later...my bad**
I never in a million years thought dating would be this hard in my 30's. I naively thought that the older we get we would be more certain of who we are and what we want. BOY WAS I WRONG.
I can't really take this site seriously anymore (not that it could really be taken seriously in the first place) so even though I would love a serious long term relationship I'm mainly on here for sh*ts & giggles at this point.
I'm okay with being single. I'm comfortable with me. I would like to find my better half whoever he may be. If I even have one. I might be one of those people that rock their golden years solo.
You will not find perfection here, sorry.
I'm not a Barbie doll. I'm not a size two. I never will be either of those things.
Unfortunately, I will not bring drama into your life.
I have tattoos.
I hate profiles with "do & don't" lists but I get why they are necessary. So I'm throwing one in here too!
You should Not Message Me If You:
Are now or ever have been a convicted felon
Think the Tea Party has “good ideas”
Own a confederate flag
Have six months or less out of a serious relationship/marriage
Are a racist/bigot/homophobe
Have a profile picture that is nothing but you and 800 assault rifles – spoiler alert, that kind of thing is scary to most women!
Do not have a driver’s license (exceptions for medical reasons)
Cannot carry on an intelligent conversation
Have ever been diagnosed as a sociopath, psychopath, or any other path I may have overlooked.
You Should Message Me If You:
Have a good sense of humor
Are ready for a relationship
Have all of your teeth
Are hard working
Are not intimidated by strong women
Have your life together
Don’t live online and online only