I'm not 39. I've changed this thing 10 times, and i clicked the update button, but it won't apply the changes!
Here's the thing: I'm not a fan of online dating, but I need to get out! I'm not saying that I wouldn't be ready, willing, and able to give a lot more to the right person, but I'm writing this to meet people to share my time with. I'm a little tired of eating alone at the restaurant bar (and I don't even drink) because it would be depressing to get a table. I'm getting to know too many bartenders by name, and I've grown bored with the fine cuisine at the grocery store that comes with instructions like, "let stand for five minutes, sauce will thicken."
Looks don't matter. Education doesn't matter. Your job doesn't matter. All I care is that you're a good person, and you can carry on a conversation. I'm not the type to write a profile about looking for my hunting, fishing and hiking soul mate, and my vehicle is a means to an end, not a statement about prowess with a wrench. Nevertheless, I know how to work on my ride if I have to - I take it to the shop and rent a loaner, lol. On the other hand, I think I have forgotten where the carwash is.
I know the internet is full of freaks and users, but I swear I'm not one of them. I'm a somewhat normal guy that lives in a slightly over-the-top house in a very good part of town. I don't have any debt, and I think my background check would bore you to tears; I haven't even gotten a speeding ticket in 15 years. So, if you're interested in a complete wise-ass with a fantastic attitude about life, and you have a good sense of integrity and responsibility, and you can enjoy good times with strangers, say hello. I need a dinner companion.