Age: 39
alwayshappyintn: Must Love Goofballs
Occasional smoker with Athletic body type
Knoxville, Tennessee
38 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Capricorn with No hair
alwayshappyintn Wants a relationship
Graduate degree
Class Clown
Drug Dealer and I dabble in human trafficking

Bored but peaceful 9/14/14

I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious

About Michael
Here's the thing: I'm not a fan of online dating, but I need to get out! I'm not saying that I wouldn't be ready, willing, and able to give a lot more to the right person, but I'm writing this to meet people to share my time with. I'm a little tired of eating alone at the restaurant bar (and I don't even drink) because it would be depressing to get a table. I'm getting to know too many bartenders by name, and I've grown bored with the fine cuisine at the grocery store that comes with instructions like, "let stand for five minutes, sauce will thicken."
Looks don't matter. Education doesn't matter. Your job doesn't matter. All I care is that you're a good person, and you can carry on a conversation. I'm not the type to write a profile about looking for my hunting, fishing and hiking soul mate, and my vehicle is a means to an end, not a statement about prowess with a wrench. Nevertheless, I know how to work on my ride if I have to - I take it to the shop and rent a loaner, lol. On the other hand, I think I have forgotten where the carwash is.
I know the internet is full of freaks and users, but I swear I'm not one of them. I'm a somewhat normal guy that lives in a slightly over-the-top way in a very good part of town. I don't have any debt, and I think my background check would bore you to tears; I haven't even gotten a speeding ticket in 15 years. So, if you're interested in a complete wise-ass with a fantastic attitude about life, and you have a good sense of integrity and responsibility, and you can enjoy good times with strangers, say hello. I need a dinner companion.

First Date
I could go on and on