Im me, just me. Simple. Looking for compatible, smart(smart women are truly sexy) understanding person to grow old with. Oh yeah, i think id personally prefer a Lane Bryant catalog model over a Victorias Secret model. You'd figure they'd buy something to eat with all that money. Or something to eat and throw-up. Or somethin..... Dont get me wrong, i dont wanna sound like a jerk, nor am i for "the fatter,the better" since i try to workout and go running at least twice a week, but i accept and am attracted to " big boned" women. Just something about the thought of being able to kill you if i squeeze too hard when i hug you is, in my opinion, not cool.
I've been blessed with mother and father still married after 40 years, an older sister and some brothers. I kinda have "old school" beliefs and values, and am hoping i find someone who believes in "till death do us part" marriage, your "word" being everything, "pulling-out" contraception, etc. (I was kidding about the last part, it doesnt work!! LOL)
I can be really(extremely) goofy, but understand, im only doing it to get a couple of cheap laughs, even at my own expense. I may sound like the biggest jerk at times, but i assure you, once you know me, you'll see my heart is my weakness.My 10 year old boy may seem to be more mature at times, but i don't think he is. Is he?
If im not listening to "Dido" then im in the pit at a "SLAYER" concert. I enjoy most type of music, with the exception of mainstream ignorant Hip-Hop. Any person (even me) can be a musical genious if he can sing about hoes, money, ****es, weed, and did i forget hoes. Fo Sho!!! Dr. Dre never went to medical school, i dont even know if he went to compton college. But i aint hating. More power to him, i guess.....Well i guess i miss "Public Enemy" and Chuck D's political lyrics. I enjoy bacon-wrapped hot-dogs with diced onions and tomatoes, (a warm shower, cutting my toenails...) any burger with over a pound of meat, medium please, all you can eat pancakes, and here it comes, CHOCOLATE!!! Im a sucker for chocolate. Chocolate cake, chocolate milk, choco-dile, chips,rabbitts, (Solid, dont tease me with them weinnie hollow ones) bars, etc.. Anything chocolate.
Lastly, I dont ask for much . Dont get me wrong, who doesnt like nice things) and did I mention that I dont ask for much. I just want an honest, no games, no ands, ifs, or buts, and no shoes, no shirt, no service person. No Shit! I was serious about the first two. I just want someone to really love me for me(im staying single all my life). Thats it!! Im geting old, and lonely(but not that kinda lonely, although i might be, i can wait.) Whatever, you know wtf im talking about. If your still reading this, no im not gay for writing so damn much. And if you think im weird, or find me somewhat funny, in an unusual way , then youre weird too. And drop me a line. Oh yeah, "where the f@#k are you already!!"
If you watch tv, don't watch that TMZ crap. If you are hypnotized and blinded by the media, the time to wake up is now. If youre ignorant and are in denial, worship false idols, bow down to the dollar, youre a moron and i look forward to you not responding. God bless those who respond. God bless those who dont as well.
*Any statements in my profile are not to be used by any 3rd party company , or corporation, and are not to be misconscrued in any way, shape or form. Im merely exercising my right to freedom of speech ( if it still exists.) If you want a little more information, go **** yourselves, ***holes.
Although i can think of many nice places to take someone out to, i think a meeting for a walk at a park, coffee shop, or even a bowling alley would be nice. Hell, I dont mind being at home or helping cook up a meal together. Whatever it may be, being able to conversate without having to raise your voice, and in a laid back environment would help me learn alot from a person. That or a walk at a park or beach. Even in the rain....... im not kidding.