Act now and get your very own "World's Greatest Boyfriend!" *
-tall, dark, and moderately handsome
-successful, hardworking, and ambitious
-knows how to treat a lady and open doors (unless you're really set on being a strong, independent woman at all times, then I'm totally cool with walking through first)
-great at killing spiders and opening jars
-genuinely sweet and loyal
-buys flowers for occasions other than screwing up
-appreciates good grammar, proofreading, and the implementation of the Oxford Comma
-perfect for all occasions, including meeting the parents (mom approved)
-a little quiet, but really just in that cool, mysterious way
-easygoing (drama not included)
-this model comes in plaid and facial hair (other accessories sold separately)
Guaranteed a few bulbs brighter than the shirtless 'Jersey Shore' wannabes or your money back!
"Every great man needs a protege."
- The Most Interesting Man In The World
"I'm truly embarrassed to be wearing this S on my chest when I know there are men out there like him. I would like to go on record in requesting that the writers at the Daily Planet just call me Man from here on out."
Works best with a classy girl who has a good sense of humor and a brain that matches her beauty.
* self-appointed title and the views in this profile in no way represent the views of this site
Disclaimer: I'll try my best to maintain the expectations that 'The Bachelor' has now set for us guys. I'm still working on obtaining a helicopter and a personal fashion advisor, but maybe we can still have a nice time until my helipad gets approved. Plus I think I need to renew my passport, so hopefully you'll settle for the continental US.