1. Do not start off by saying "Hey"
2. Looks like my CAPS lock is off (read on to understand)
3. I hate this app
4. Please do not catfish me
6. If you have a British accent, I'm already yours!
7. If you can fake a British accent, I'm probably yours.
8. If you have no British accent, don't worry, there may still be hope.
9. Please be fluent in sarcasm
10. If redhead, ignore requests 1-9! You are my kryptonite!
My Name Is Andy, And I Currently Work For A Local Investment Bank As A Derivatives Analyst. (Also, My Phone Seems To Capitalize Every Word For Me, While TYping This.) I Graduated From UNCW With A Degree In Advanced Mathematics. I Play Golf, I Surf, Enjoy Going On Brew tours, Enjoy Spontaneous Travel/Adventures, Going To The Movies, And I Appreciate The Oxford Comma. currently, My Favorite Band Is The Foo Fighters. I'm A Die Hard Redskins Fan, And Yes, I Know They Are Terrible.
I Have A tendency To Work Way Too Many Hours, So I Like To Make Any Time Off Worth It. I Love Trying New Restaurants, spending Time Outside/At The Beach, And Anything That Is Previously Out Of My Comfort Zone. time Not Spent Enjoying Yourself Is Time Wasted. I'm An Optimist, And constantly In A good Mood.