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Sometimes the only sense you can make out of life is a sense of humor and I have one wicked (often sarcastic) sense of humor. In addition, I am also honest. If you see I have viewed your profile, you can rest assured I actually did read it; as I believe someone's "lifestyle choices" are an important aspect of their profile. You might want to take the time to read mine as you may be quizzed on it later :)
I am originally from Pennsylvania and of French/German descent. While I am not a native Texan, I have spent a large part (20+ years) of my life in south/central Texas and consider myself to be a "naturalized Texan." I also spent some time living in the midwest (Madison, WI and Chicago, IL) before returning to TX for work. Currently, I am a civil servant within the Department of Defense. I have a very interesting job, using my chemistry knowledge in the forensic and legal arenas. It affords me ampIe opportunity to travel, which I love to do.
Thanks to having completed a little bit of schooling, I am able to carry on intelligent conversation as well as provide a comfortable lifestyle for myself. I own my own house and car. I have never been married and have no children. I live a simple, drama-free life and am often free to do things within short notice. I have no interest in "changing" a guy and certainly have no interest in competing with one (academically, professionally or financially). It would be great to meet someone who espouses a similar lifestyle.
My body parts are all natural and ink free (although I have no problem with tatts and/or piercings which are tastefully placed). I exercise to maintain a BMI well inside the healthy range (18.5-24.9) and also because doing such allows me to enjoy food. If you are looking for a woman with an extremely slender/boyish figure, you should look elsewhere. My physique tends to be less '90s era, waif model and more "Mad Men" era hourglass, slender with curves. I am comfortable in my skin, a skin that I maintain as its natural hue and not a hi-pro, oompa loompa glow :)
My interests include: reading, movies, working out, live music,traveling, dining out, visiting bookstores, museums and doing social/cultural/sporting activities in Texas. Weather permitting, I enjoy doing a variety of outdoor activities.
I am a voracious reader, reading just about anything. In addition, I am a movie buff, watching pretty much anything except musicals and animie. I don't do the bar scene and essentially don't drink alcohol, although I have no issue with people who imbibe responsibly.
The only sport I follow is hockey (Pens fan), although I am familiar with the rules of the other major sports.
Musical preferences: Basically, I can tolerate just about anything, excluding rap, hip hop and tejano. Mainly, I listen to rock'n'roll, but only a few of its sub-genres.
It would be great if you share some of my interests. Perhaps, you could expose me to some new interests as well? I'm up for just about anything.
What I am looking for:
I would like to find an honest, fun-loving, childfree, Caucasian guy with an excellent sense of humor who is also respectful to others. In addition, I would prefer to meet someone who also takes care of their appearance, has good hygiene, is clean-shaven and has a healthy body (suitable BMI, WHR and/or WHtR for your given fitness level).
I have no interest in corresponding with anyone "married," "living together," or "separated."
If you are looking for someone to support you (and/or your family), please look elsewhere.
If your profile states you want children or are searching for someone significantly younger than me, I will not initiate contact with you. I will assume these are "must have" traits you desire in a woman and I respect your right to pursue happiness. However, this does not mean I won't reply should you initiate contact with me.
In all honesty, if your profile indicates you: have/claim any kids (any age) and/or are significantly overweight, it is doubtful I will reply. My time on POF has indicated the preceding statement has been the litmus test (or quiz) to determine if someone has (or hasn't) read my profile. Seriously, if you have/claim any kids (any age), the best you can hope for from me is a "good luck with your search." I sincerely mean this. There is no "Sam I Am" who is going to change my mind on this subject.
So, if you've made it this far and you're interested, feel free to drop me a line.
If you're not, I wish you good luck in your search.