billyzero: every thug needs a lady
About
Smokes Often with A Few Extra Pounds body type
City
Seattle, Washington
Details
36 year old Male, 6' 1" (185cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Libra
Intent
billyzero is looking for a relationship.
Education
High school
Personality
Princess
Profession
Bartender







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Often (>3times/week) Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Hair Color Bald Eye Color Grey
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets  



About Me
Ladies do you ever find yourself waking up at 3:17 in the morning wondering why there isn't someone outside your place,drunk, missing a shoe, throwing rocks at your bedroom window?
Well if so, today is your lucky day. I'll break this down to pros and cons.
Pros: I'm funny, smart, I don't have back hair, I'm cuddly, I'm not gay(not that there's anything wrong with that), I'm 73 inches tall, I can cook like a champ, I read well above the 10th grade level, I'm not a robot, I don't suck in bed, I give the 3rd best hugs in washington state, I open doors for ladies, I have lots of cool scars, I'm open minded & I've never killed anyone, and I mix a mean****ail.
I know what you're thinking, wow, he's the perfect man for me, but wait. Here come the cons.
I'm bad at spelling, I can't slam dunk, I don't like penguins, I'm not a robot, I'm alergic to metal, I'm completely irresponsible, I would rather watch a monkey in a tuxedo play pool than "talk about us", I never say bless you when people sneeeze, I hate the beattles, and I say ****, a lot.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
um.............kickboxing and fish tacos, i have no idea what normal people do together.


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