billyzero: every thug needs a lady
Smokes Often with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Seattle, Washington
36 year old Male, 6' 1" (185cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Libra
billyzero is looking for a relationship.
High school

I am Seeking a Woman For Hang Out
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Grey
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 5 years
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Ladies do you ever find yourself waking up at 3:17 in the morning wondering why there isn't someone outside your place,drunk, missing a shoe, throwing rocks at your bedroom window?
Well if so, today is your lucky day.
This is the first time I've ever done one of these, but I'm tired of meeting "nice" girls who end up being not so nice. So I'll break this down to pros and cons.
Pros: I'm funny, smart, I don't have back hair, I'm cuddly, I'm not gay(not that there's anything wrong with that), I'm awesome at tekken 5, I'm 73 inches tall, I can cook like a champ, I read well above the 10th grade level, I'm not a robot, I don't suck in bed, I give the 3rd best hugs in washington state, I open doors for ladies, I have lots of cool scars, I'm open minded & I've never killed anyone.
I know what you're thinking, wow, he's the perfect man for me, but wait. Here come the cons.
I'm bad at spelling, my hair looks stupid today, I can't slam dunk, I don't like penguins, I'm not a robot, I'm alergic to metal, I'm completely irresponsible, I would rather watch a monkey in a tuxedo play pool than "talk about us". I never say bless you when people sneeeze, I'm shallow, I hate the beattles, & I can't seem to meet a girl who can keep their legs closed.
Oh so I guess since I haven't found what I'm looking for I might as well put that in here too. If you don't fit my type don't get discouraged, I'm very open minded. Obviously what I've been doing isn't working..

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
um.............kickboxing and fish tacos, i have no idea what normal people do together.

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