I am not world famous but well known within a fifty mile radius. So dam good looking I can't even recognize myself in the morning but people from around here recognized my profile 24 hours after I posted it. I colored outside the lines as a small boy. I drove a van in high school. I like to drive as fast as I can go. (only do this when I'm by myself)I give small kids googers.I live on a farm in an extreme rural area in Montana where the dating scene is nil. I thought I would give this computer dating thing a try and see if there are any farmer groupies out there that are available to immediatly move in and start shacking together. I also like new pickups, outdoor rock concerts, Motorcycles, and big machinery. I am not a scuziod and take a shower every day. I have all my hair and teeth in good working order. I am not a puritan but I don't gamble, chew, smoke, or do drugs.Sometimes when I am feeling naughty I drink Mountain Dew for Breakfast.Give me a try I only like to be known as a smooth operator with an easy touch and smiling face. I do have a picture I can email. I want someone that likes to dance and wiggle and have a good time that makes funny noise too.I want someone that really wiggles when I drive by and beep the horn.I believe boobs are a lot like new pickups I don't get to see them to often so I like the big Dodge dually diesels and the cute little Toyotas. I want a combination lover and house cleaner. No nuns in training need apply.I want the girl with big feet and tan lines. I want the one that rode the mechanical bull with her miniskirt on and mows the grass with her bikini on. I want the one that can drive the semi truck and will not be calling me to kill spiders. I want someone that will never wear sweatpants to Walmart.The living around here would be a lot better if have a high paying job. Cowgirls, bartenders, school bus drivers, stylists, nurses, and tall and short girls with wiggly girl but apply right here. I am good with warm baby oil.