Although I'm still pessimistic about finding a long term partner on the site, I decided to change my profile so it doesn't sound so ***hole-ish and negative. And also to shorten it up cuz it was looooong and I doubt people read it anyways.
I'm a laid back guy. I'm very content being a homebody most of the time. However anytime one of my best friends birthdays, a wedding, any sporting event, a friend returns from out of state for a week straight, every holiday, and the occasional "dude's night out!!!" I drink and it hurts for the next couple days. I dont bounce back like I used to. And peer pressures a ****.
I like girls that look for guys with a sense of humor. Its just as important to me that a girl is funny too. It just makes the relationship so much more enjoyable. In a serious relationship there's a lot of one on one outings, dinners, and chilling at home togethr. I need to enjoy your company and vice versa. Also I find it important that you get along with my friends and they like you cuz despite not seeing each other every weekend, they're people who are in my life forever and if we are at that point your opinion of them will be just as important to me. That hasn't been a problem in a long time though.