jawsh1981: Yep... I'm getting the hang of this.
Smokes Often with Average body type
Santa ana, California
34 year old Male, 6' 0" (183cm), Other
Caucasian, Virgo
jawsh1981 wants to date but nothing serious.
Bachelors Degree
Animal Lover

I am Seeking a Woman For Hang Out
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Cat  

About Josh
-I hate having to pick from the Intent choices..... long term, no commitment, relationship, hanging out, dating, etc... Cuz it could be anyone of those! It all depends I guess?

-I mean if I pick..... "Looking for someone to marry" then I'm automatically stereotyped as an insane person. Haha, jk! Kind of? Ok, I'm not kidding at all! That sh*t definitely throws up a few red flags about your mental health!
-But seriously, if I don't pick "looking for a relationship," then I'm chastised as being a player or someone only interested in sex. Which is not the case!

-Am I interested in sex? Of course!!
-Is it my first priority when meeting someone? No! Not my 1st priority.
-If a man tells you, sex isn't important to him, then you know that's starting a relationship on a lie. And they're probably packing a bunch of Rufies! No, no, jk! They're just liars, not necessarily rapists.

-Using people is a shitty thing to do. Whether for sex or money or anything really. I respect people who are up front about looking for a sugar daddy or whatever, I'm not interested, but respect the honesty nonetheless. Some guys just want arm candy and meaningless sex in exchange for their money. Different strokes for different folks.
-No joke, lap dances make me uncomfortable and it is more of an uneasy experience than a turn on. Its just hard to get into it, knowing they are working and I just hate the bullshitting fake shit. They say things some people might think are unique to them, but come on. Did you really just buy another song so she'll finish that sentence?
-Its the people who think they're fooling someone that annoy me. They think they're smarter than you or something. I literally feel like liars are an INSULT to my INTELLIGENCE! ARGHHHH!
-Hopefully these people are transparent to you as well.

-I hate fake! Fake anything! Fake people, love, and orgasms!
-I even hate astroturf cuz it's just trying to be real grass, but it'll always know it's artificial!
-All joking aside... With today's drought issues and water preservation becoming a lifestyle, astro-turf is an appealing alternative to grass.
-Jk, I don't care. I leave the water on when I brush my teeth! Ugh! Thug Life!

-Respect women ALWAYS!
-A date, GF's, wives, sisters, mothers, other people's mothers, sisters, and wives. Random women that ask for help. Even the hooker soliciting me while I'm just trying to get a Jumbo Jack at midnight deserves some respect.
-I'd feel like a huge ***hole and be so embarrassed if I ever made you uneasy or uncomfortable for any reason. I spend way to much time worrying about what's going on in your head, and prob should focus on what's in my head and orchestrating that into words.
-Especially on a first date. And even more so if I drove Or something and you were stuck with me, uncomfortably silent in the car until I got you to your car or house. Man, I just thought of that, but that makes me cringe! Damn that'd be a long ride!
-So during the first couple dates, even if you were throwing obvious signs, I'd still over think the situation and ignore the cues. Classic me! You go in for a hug and I will somehow manage to turn it into an awkward handshake. Awesomely awkward at all times! I hate that!

First Date
I have no clue but a lot of girls say
say walk on the beach, go to Disneyland, and NEVER the movies...
1. I agree a movie theatre is lame.
2. I don't really see the romance in meeting, then walking and talking. Drinks by the beach, then take a short walk. Some sort of ice breaker conversation before exercising. (Yes I referred to a nice stroll on the beach as exercise)
3. I've never paid to get into Disney in my life, perks of socal living, and I refuse now bc I've been spoiled with free! Unfortunately...
A. I'm getting too old and friends have careers now, Disney and McD don't cut it.
B. I had a friend running a "business" that sold discounted passes but he eventually found out his idea was illegal and Disney wanted to sue!
C. Honestly, 1 day could cost $500 easy $800+ realistically. That's not insane to anyone else?

Wouldn't an adult version of Disneyland be better? I'm talking about Vegas of course! We could get a hotel room and go nuts all over the strip and Still spend less than 1 day at Disney! On a side note...
****ing Disney! They used to release their VHS movies in those big, white boxes. But then DVDs came out, making your collection lame. So you buy the same movies on DVD. But then Blu-Ray, wtf! Still no Blu-Ray copy of The Little Mermaid has a dildo castle like rhe VHS. That's Gotta be worth something, right?

Back To Vegas!!!
So I don't know if it's the purified oxygen being pumped into my lungs, the bright lights, loud noises, comp'd drinks, buffets, rooms, or other free stuff! But somehow, alcohol, a substance that usually makes me tired, is drunk in much larger quantities than normal, and seems to energize me. It's like meth-alcohol! That sounds highly illegal but something's def up! My body and mind are definitely drunk. The horrible drunken gambling choices made are proof. But just as they planned, instead of passing out, I drink more "free" drinks and continue to gamble stupidly! I've wised up, come 24 hrs awake, I leave most money in the room, or with you depending on your intoxication levels. And slots only. All tables are bad news.

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