josh56938
Age: 34
Long term
hnd_sum
Age: 36
Long term
MjKelly725: You got to wear a smile
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Greenbelt, Maryland
Details
34 year old Man, 5' 6" (168cm), Catholic
Ethnicity
Caucasian Leo with Black hair
Intent
MjKelly725 Wants a relationship
Education
Bachelors degree
Personality
Adventurer
Profession
Underwater Fireman







I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Yes
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious


Interests
Working outBeing activeGym flow 6 days a week
Intelligent conversationSushi and sakiHappy hours
Watching moviesRunning adult obstacle coursesListening to music
Random road tripsSeeing and doing new thingsCreating new bucket list goals and chasing them bammas
Cheering for the redskins nationals and capitolsWatching girls do yogaPeople watching

About Matthew
Hello! How much does a Polar Bear weigh?....
Enough to break the ice. BOOM!! :)

Look, the whole point of this site is to meet someone, to connect with someone to an extent where one of us feels comfortable enough to meet up in person, in public. We are all on this site with motives. Mine are simple, clear cut and can be defined; find someone you connect with and run with it. Shall I make it easier for us to understand class? (Chris Farley voice over) Boy meets girl. Boy likey girl. Boy shares candy with girl. Boy asks girl out. Girl says yes. :) You catching what I'm pitching? Picking up what I'm laying down? Are you bagging what I'm raking girl??? lol

I'm whitty. I'm quick at the lip, but light and easy at the hip. (What can I say, I'm an ex wrestler. To be succesful at wrestling, hip control and body awareness is huge. I'm quick at the lip due to an excessive amount of reading, education, and exhibiting a piece of everyone I ever met. Thats what makes us who we are, past expierences. You either deal with my wit, or smile like you are catching on. Fake it til you make it lol) I write my own material, no ghost writers here. I like to have fun. I'm kocky (POF wont let me spell the word, read it phonetically) and confident and have no quarrels showing it. I've been through alot, athletically, real life time, in my own mind, heck, I've even made some ish up to convince myself there's a better way = mind control. It'll rub off, you'll feel it too, promise.

I've been cat fished, twice. Seriously, at what point did you think I would not notice? I'm not into free meal females. I dont put up with dishonesty. Come on man!!!

I'm a clown. Not professionally. No make up or red puffy clown hair. No size 20 flat Ronald McDonald shoes. You wont find twenty of me jumping out of a Match box car honking horns, squirting water from a flower or making little kidss cry b/c they are scared out of thier wits. I just joke around alot. A sense of humor is a must. Doesnt it feel good to laugh out loud?? (Look, I spelled out "lol" For the longest time, I thought it meant "Lots of love" that was an embarassing moment) Don't take life so seriously, you will never get out alive. - Van Wilder. .

I believe in grammar, full sentences and proper speeling. Except that word that I spelled wrong on purpose, to see who's paying attention.. I took the class last year, it was interesting.

I believe that children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way.

Serious notes;

Huge advocate of chivalry. I take pride in being a gentleman. I appreciate a lady that will allow me to open the door for her when we enter or leave a building. Let the lady be a lady and the man be gentle and proper. Family oriented. I have a living mother, and grandmother. A sister and two nieces. I have females around me, they are crucial in my life and I was raised properly on how to respect a female and how to properly treat a woman. I show respect and I also expect it. Church going, family oriented and God fearing. I dont preach, but my relationship with Him is between Him and I. That's as far as that goes. Can I get a witness??

I will check out your pics and read your ENTIRE profile, because I can read and I have the snese of sight. If I like what I see and dig what I read, I will send you ONE message, if you don't respond, I get it, you are some sort of stuck up snot that has no idea what she is missing out on...SIKE!! (I got ya, didnt I? You aint got ta lie Craig!! lol) For real tho, I promise you won't hear from me again if you dont respond. There's plenty of fish in the sea, so no need to be stalking anyone, that's not my style. (On behalf of the real men out here, my apologies to all you ladies that have to put up with boys on this site that cant control hormones, or flat out do not know how to approach or address a woman.) The thirst is real ladies, can I get a another witness??

*Underwater fireman is a joke. How does fire burn under water?? I dont know. However, I do have the market cornered on this occupation. I have drowned the competition so to speak... I was put on the earth to live life, not work through it. (I'm not naive tho, work pays the bills, I'm fully employed - legal industry) Despite the economy, you cant fix stupid and people are constantly F-ing up, which means I always have work to do. My job/career DOES NOT define me as a man, it's merely a means to assist me in living my life the way I want. I do what I want, when I want, if I'm allowed. lol

I hope you enjoyed my rant. I assure you there is plenty more of it where it came from. However it is much more entertaining live and in person, no? Good luck to you ,keep casting and have fun.

Lastly, always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman, then always be Batman for goodness sake.

First Date
Whatever's clever Trevor. Drinks, eats, somewhere we can meet and chat. DC has a lot to offer. There are museums, theaters, shows, movies, Chinatown, DuPont, bars and restaurants. There's people watching, and that's free. Heck, free is my favorite flavor, and DC is a Baskin Robbins of options for people watching. Also, I'm Irish, I believe in libations and laughs mixed with good conversation. More than likely I will ask you out for a drink and a bite. ( to eat, dont bite me, unless you nibble. If you nibble, meet out back and we will discuss over shots lol) I'm not an alchy, quite the contrary, I am in better shape than the majority of the men in this city. ("it aint talking sh*t if you can back it up") But I am open to anything. Depends on the time of year, and how much time you have alloted in your day for a kick a** good time. Sitting in a dark movie theatre doesnt tell us much, unless you have really soft hands and we are holding hands, then I know you like movies, have soft hands, and like to hold hands. Get it? :)
I like to get into a scene that doesnt require either of us to feel obligated to act a certain way. Dinner isnt a first date. It involves brief moments of silence while you watch me wolf down a steak, or that awkard moment when I see that piece of food lodged in the corner of your lips and ask you if you are saving that for later.

Are we on the same page yet? Praying from the same pew? Fishing from the same boat? Casting in the same pond???