I am a simple girl with a dream, that is going to depend on this online dating regime.
There is one thing that I am on top of weekly, and yes Gentlemen that would be the beach. In days gone by I would bar hop, now that I am all grown up , I do love to beach hop. Besides, the ocean makes my butt look small. lol Zip lining is my newest passion. I have a severe weakness for cotton candy !
10 Things You Should Not say on a Date
1) You're wearing that ?
2) Something smells funny
3) Where's the Tylenol ?
4) And to think I first wanted to date your brother
5) I have a confession to make
6) My Dad has a suit just like that
7) That guy is Hot ! look @ him
8) My Ex may he rot in Hell forever !
9) You're going to order that ? Seriously ?
10) You are how old ?
Life is Grand as I am looking for a man to spoil..............
My hobbies include Cooking, Boogie Boarding, Flower Arranging, Dinner Parties, Wine Drinking ( not to be confused with wine tasting )Para Sailing, Gardening, Soaking up the Sun, Jet skiing, Boating, did I mention the beach ? French comes to mind. One ingredient is faultless. I sprinkle generously with a Victoria that holds a Secret. I do believe that Paradise is where love dwells................
I love my job, my home is inviting, well thought out, and even described as romantic. My dog is looking for a positive male role model. Joey has an allowance, he can pay for quality time. It tells me alot about you if you start hinting about the size of his allowance. lol
I wish you, I wish you, I wish you............Cool drinks in your glasses. Warm food in your dishes. People to nourish and cherish and love you. A lamp in the window to light your way home in the haze. I wish you the sweetest of nights and the finest of days !
If you were thinking about a smart, sexy, long legged blond, that continues to smile when the camera is off, then please do your part. If you are laughing, and shaking your head, then send me a message. I am looking for some tennis players too !!!!!!!! Do you have the balls ? Do you have the raquet ? I have the courts ! Wanna come out and play ?
I look forward to hearing from you !
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Age between 48 and 62.
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