Did you touch my drumset?! No. Then why are you all sweaty? I was watching COPS!!
Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here man.
I've had better.
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Get any of these quotes? No. Then stop reading my profile! Just kidding. My name is Joy and I'm looking for the real deal, a real man who can make me laugh, weak in the knees, and someone I can introduce to my family and friends.
I prefer to date Christian men, health conscious(or trying to be), hopefully you drink socially/rarely and a non smoker please... or trying to quIt. If you have children sadly Its a no go, or wanted by the FBI, CIA, or IRS. If you carry a purse/manbag....well you already know what I'm going to say haha! You dont have to be perfect, just not a douchebag lol! You should also know the difference between they're, there, and their. Intelligent men always score extra points..if I have to explain the joke well....And please please know I'm a huge goof and if you do somethIng stupid I will point and laugh.
Guys always look best In a smile, duck faces are even more horrifying on men. Clean/white/straight teeth and faIth are my biggest "turn ons." Biggest "turn offs" : non-religious/atheist, anything resembling ghetto/hip hop style- white undershirts, flat bIlled ballcaps, Jordan's wIth the tongue sticking out, one pant leg hiked up, and the worst: baggy pants below your butt...it's really funny if you think that looks good . AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT! (Men who dress age/size appropriate are most attractive) No skinny jeans/ man-leggings allowed! STAY CLASSY MY FRIENDS! !
I am seeking someone who loves God as much as I do, hopefully goes to church more than twice a year(if you don't we can work on that), and plans on raising their famIly the same. For me it isn't just religion,its a relationship with God. Faith and spirituality go a long way in a relationship; it binds two hearts. I dont play games or lIke drama ...thus monogamy, faith, communication, and trust are crucial. Im honest to a fault and I love adventures. I have been blessed with a beautiful outlook on life, great career that I love, and I am too cute if I say so myself lol.And my family rocks! We have our good/bad moments but we love each other.
I have seven tattoos and one dermal piercing so far and totally not done yet eIther :) Nothing visible in everyday clothing...expect my piercing on my right collarbone, just depends on the cut of the shirt. I hate stupid tattoos, you were warned lol! I will point 'em out if you have them!
I'm really hoping to find the last puzzle piece of this awesome existence, You! I love to snuggle and watch movies, take naps, hit up the club/bar to watch a band or dance...although I am not a huge drInker, bike partner, walking traIls, campIng (wIth fishing), and do random mini road trips. Also seekIng workout buddy/adventure seeker! Theme parks are a summertime must have too! Let's travel the world together. .Cedar Pointe anyone? Europe? Cancun? Las Vegas!
Im half Asian(dad from Philippines), the other half French, Italian, Dutch, English, and Irish(mom) No wonder I'm so gorgeous, funny, witty, charmIng, oh boy...the list goes on! J/K
Just one more thing:I am looking for the real thing, no flings, or hookups....SO DON'T ASK OR SUGGEST. I know my guy is out there, just hoping you find me soon. Best of luck, and PLEASE DO NOT CONACT ME if you are not into God, church, or are of a different religion..I am not trying offend anyone, just saving your time and mine. Preferably you are Christian/Catholic or a follower of Christ, my profile makes sense to you, and you feel we would be a great match. Thanks again and can't wait to meet you!
Please message! God Bless and best of luck to you!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
No roses please! (I hate them) Dinner, hiking, bowling, shooting pool, darts, concert, Six Flags, sushi date, volunteer, picnic, bike riding, teach me to cook, museums, art shows, coffee/tea, Sox game, Hawks, Bears, Fire,Bulls, up for surprises!