If you don't get the joke of my headline don't message me lol Recently single and ready to finally be happy looking for a best friend and go from there. I'm outgoing, very old fashioned and down to earth, but I guess I have to put this on here..we're on a dating site, I am attracted to WHITE guys,...don't play a race card, or say (oh I'll change your mind) no!..it's a dating site we all have a type! dont get rude or mean cause I will just block you thank you....
I'm no barbie so what u see is what u get.
I'm sarcastic and a smart ass, honest to a fault.... Not here for a fling. I love softball and play when I can.
Outdoors, fishing as much as I can, entertaining friends and family. 49ers! and Giants! Floating down the river. A comfy couch and a movie. Camping, Rodney Carrington.
Ready to spoil someone who deserves it, but will crush anyone that takes advantage. Don't expect to be treated like a king if you don't know how to treat a woman.
Favorite smells: cow sh*t ~~ yes i'm serious and rain on warm assfault, campfire and fresh cut grass
Turn ons- Tattoos, Sense of humor, Smile, laugh, arms, confidence (not****), hats.
Turn off- Long hair, stage 5 clingers (don't be a stalker), jealousy, duck faces (puckered lips)