DISCLAIMER: I heard on the news the other day that most people fabricate over 75% the persona they present on the internet. I do not. What you see and read on here is what you get. I am not going to waste your time with getting to know someone who isn't real and I am not going to waste my time with someone who is expecting someone that isn't real. So with that in mind.....
I love to laugh so a good sense of humor is a must. I am close to my family. I have a dog who is spoiled rotten. I don't have any tattoos, which seems to be rarity these days.
Let's see....I guess the best way to do this is how they do with the Playboy centerfolds and break it down into turn ons and turn offs so here it goes.
Turn Ons: Reading(Harry Potter, Southern Vampire Mysteries), Movies/TV (Bridesmaids, The Hangover, Harry Potter movies,Gone with the Wind,Big Bang Theory.My Name is Earl, True Blood,John Hughes movies,Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, The Soup, Various Porn...kidding), Music, (I like going to concerts in small venues. Love all kinds of music such as Rolling Stones, Led Zepplin, Otep, John Mayer, Otis Redding, Old Crow Medicine Show, Jason Boland and the Stragglers, and sooooo many more), I like going to bars (even the divey ones),being on the water, people watching. Amusement parks,(I love Univeral in Orlando, especially The Wizarding World of Harry Potter, the Spider Man ride and the roller coasters). Baseball, I am a St. Louis Cardinal fan born and raised. I am learning about football and love going to Saints games. My job, I work with the elderly and they never cease to make me laugh! Puppies, rainbows and unicorns.lol
Turn offs: Dudes who play head games (just be straight forward with me, I can take it!), Tap Out clothing, bad hygiene, morning breath, going to Wal-Mart on the day people get their welfare checks(hell on earth),guys who look constipated in their profile picture (Why would you put a pic like that on here????),psychos(the scary kind) men with STDs (if herpes is "your friend for life" or I need a shot of penicillin to be near you don't email me), rude people and injustice(just threw the last 2 in for good measure hee hee).