About Me
reading many of the profiles - it seems the things requested for are as follows:
EVERYONE IS SEEKING SOMEONE WHO IS NICE, ATTRACTIVE, KIND HEARTED, HARD WORKING AND LOYAL.
NO GAMES - NO PLAYERS!
REALLY?????!
and HONESTY.... hmmm while you describe yourself as thin, average, or athletic? then who's pictures are those? a few extra pounds is no big deal...
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Favorite Headline: ONE MAN WOMAN LOOKING FOR ONE WOMAN "MEN"
Favorite Interests: KISSING GUYS
About my preferences:
I would prefer someone plain ole nasty mannered, unattractive, very hairy, in debt, and with little to no drive, and less in morals. A stalking drunk EX - bf or husband that you just CANT seem to let go of would be a bonus! That makes excellent conversation hearing about them face to face. How else would "I" know why your hand is a mere blur when you reach for your cell phone hoping its your ex texting you again.
And- Those of you looking for a one night-stand guy......... i prefer two.
I need one for my alarm clock, and the other for incense and candles.
...Be careful what you ask for----- seeking a "fairy-tale" ending -> remember "Humpty Dumpty", and "Little Red Riding Hood"!!
First Date
Definitely take it slow, a motor inn room, with cheap champagne in plastic motel cups, and romantic snoring after a 1 minute back rub.
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