For some reason I can no longer access my old profile .............. so whatever humorous comments that were here before are now gone forever ..... this of course is quite unfortunate because they were very amusing.
I am a professional (in the traditional sense ..... although I also have many other talents that some of you may consider as quite professional).
I have not been in jail ..... recently.
I have never worn womens underwear ....... for an extended period of time.
I'm very good with my hands (get your mind out of the gutter, it's part of my job).
My grammar / spelling skills are awesome .... for some reason this seems to be an issue for a lot of women here (particularly the there their they're thing).