Wanted: Someone to laugh with, cuddle in front of the TV with, find solutions to life's little problems with. Knowing that all those phrases ended with a preposition not mandatory.
Duties: Varied and flexible, but may include occasional heavy lifting and light-bulb changing (I'm 4'11", so you can probably reach higher than I can!).
Requirements: Must enjoy honest, open communication. Integrity and fidelity are crucial.
Bonus points if you can cook (I can't, but am willing to chop things for you if you tell me how small you want them). Prefer someone open-minded enough to not mind that some of my friends are gay.
Benefits: A stable relationship with a loyal, intelligent and loving companion. Testimonials available - my ex-husband would be happy to tell you what a uniquely wonderful woman I am (we're still friends).