Don't have it all figured out which makes this kinda fun!
Seeking classy out-of-the-box woman who is mature, fun, humorous and ready to enjoy life together. Intuitive and sensitive are a must for my match along with heels and a pair of sneakers in the back seat. I'll cook (in imitation of Emeril, but healthy!) if you'll clean! A faithful flirt with class would be great! In no hurry, but do want to find a woman to treasure the rest of my life who plans to do the same. In the meantime, is fun when can enjoy each other and take life a bit lightly... sometimes I can get too serious! Am really single, for those who fear that on here. Kinda sad, huh?
The girl in the pic is my daughter, by the way!
Wow, this is working... want to grab a bite? Now for the profile I always wanted to write: Hate chemistry! Can't stand the beach or sunsets or holding hands. Why do people think there is more than sex? Last first date? Nah, I want these all-so-comfortable first dates forever. You don't need a photo because I'm not that shallow and what you look like is irrelevant. Those fuzzy pictures that show you can't upload a decent picture are really cool! They don't make me wonder what you are hiding at all! Grooming is overrated. (Seriously now... why do people put so many things that are universal? Do you know someone who doesn't want chemistry? And... if everyone liked walking the beaches that much... they'd be so packed you wouldn't want to go on them... and when was the last time you walked the beach?) Kissing? Why kissing? Hate that..let's just skip to the awkward groping! OH, and PLEASE... can I see more pictures of your cat? That is so cool! Oh...and yes... please list another ten things you don't like or that I must be... total turn on! And...one question please...Why when being nice and inviting people to chat... why are the ugly ones the ones that decline the chat?
How do I do with my rant? And did you know that the number one turn off is "sarcasm" so all of this was totally serious! LOL