(If you do not have a picture showing yourself from head to toe, a full body picture that describes more than just putting "average" as your body type, please do not message me, because I will ignore you. I've gone out on a few meet and greets to find the girl looked nothing like her shoulders on up picture on here. You have to have a full body shot to fully get a better idea of what you look like. I am not interested in someone who does not put any effort into taking care of themselves and keeping a fit body. I have a fit and athletic body. I expect that from my partner as well. thank you.)
I crave what the poet Richard Siken wrote of in “Crush.”
But I understand that love is sometimes more like “you fit into me” by Margaret Atwood.
James Bond is my mentor and The Most Interesting Man in the World is my life coach. A modern day Arthur Rimbaud, if you will.
Recently my best friend paid me this compliment: “you navigate seamlessly between fun and serious, sensual and sexual, romantic and raunchy”. You can get a grasp of what I’m like from my friends perspective from this quote, and the “raunchy” part I hope is more about my sense of humor. Lol.
Six things I could never do without:
I used to say the ocean/beach, but I’ve since learned that I would give up the beach for some daily spooning. (the hugging kind)
I spend a lot of time thinking about:
When will the world get male birth control pills?
What if the hokey pokey is what it’s all about?
How to make more desserts on the BBQ.
If everyone Wang Chungs tonight, what would tomorrow be like?
Or the great debate of green vs red Tabasco, do you want the heat or the flavor?
So, if you're a woman with true feminine core, playful, affectionate, reasonably cute, healthy, giver not taker, have a sense of humor (genuine kind, not sarcasm), socially intelligent, not too aloof, comfortable with sexuality, willing to evolve and grow to your fullest potential without being judged and repressed by others, confident, and of course able to like me for who I am, well, then drop me a line here and let's have some fun.
If you're looking for a one night stand, an upgrade to your current boyfriend, or don't know what you want (easily influenced by T.V.) I'm NOT for you. Good luck in your search then and 'relationship' goals for 2015. Just because I signed up for this site as another option to meet people besides the people I meet in everyday life doesn't mean I'm going to trip over myself to 'impress' you. There's a huge difference between getting countless emails in your inbox from every pervert on this site and actually being the type of woman that would make a man want to stay. True story.
Ok. Enough of that. Let's meet up and do the damn thang!! Party time!