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Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
J.c., Oregon
40 year old Male, 5' 10" (178cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Scorpio
hookc wants to date but nothing serious.
Some college
Blue Collar
industrial electrician

I am Seeking a Woman For Hang Out
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer Not To Say
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog  

About Me

I'm a big fu**in' di**. I'm a pain in your ass
I drink all your beer
I'll eat the last slice
I'll give you charley horses
I'll pull your shorts down at the beach
I always need a ride
Nobody likes me

My name's Steve Mother****ing Polychronopolous

I spit when I talk
I swear in front of your mother
I throw sh*tat the movies
I wear tight pants
I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket
And then I don't show
I tell you I saw your girlfriend
****ing two guys at a party

'Cause my name's Steve Mother****ing Polychronopolous

I'll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned
I'll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it

sh*tfor brains

I'll leave your gate open
So your dog runs away
I'll make fun of your pimple
Then I'll grab your sister's ass

'Cause my name's Steve Mother****ing Polychronopolous

And I don't care
And I don't give a shit

I'll break your brother's stereo
And then tell him it was you
You think you're better than me
Well you're ****ing wrong

Everybody knows I'm Steve Mother****ing Polychronopolous

Deal with it

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
A drink, rather it's an adult beverage or coffee.

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