I am a healthy, single and child free individual. I enjoy cooking and reading. On occasion I wander the great outdoors in search of a Kodiak bear I can punch square in the nose. I only eat red meat, the only type of sustenance required. When I am bored I find a random tree, fall it, then proceeded to chop wood for no particular reason. On Thursdays I milk cows. I then take said milk and spend the afternoon turning it into butter. I always fall asleep wrapped in an American flag with a picture of Teddy Roosevelt fighting a T-Rex with a knife under my pillow.