Are you funny and cool and really really ridiculously good looking? Great! Cause I am too and we should be friends. But i'm only cool in that "i'm kind of a dork and don't take myself too seriously" kind of way. As you may be able to tell I tend to speak in movie quotes and sarcasm. Hooray!! If you can keep up, great! If not, i'm probably way too much fun for you and you should probably go find someone a lot more boring. I value honesty, loyalty, and respect and an seeking out someone who does too. If you can make me laugh that's like +1000 points. There are way too many boring people out there. I like to be active and try to stay in somewhat decent shape. I would love to find someone to run around and get muddy with on some obstacle course races. So if you wear less makeup than Bozo the Clown, have eye brows that don't make you look like an angry alien, and have learned to take a photo of yourself that's actually in focus, send me a message. If I think you're awesome i'll get back to ya!
Have a drink, shoot some pool, do some bowling, go on a hike, mini golf, comedy show, Japanese albino hunting, I'm game for almost anything as long as it's casual and fun!