Wine, puppies and cooking make me happy. Oh and kissing, gotta have lots of kissing.
I'm looking for someone with a sense of humor and nice, strong arms.
Must know basic grammar and smell good.
Also I'm not looking for a pen pal or text buddy. So if you can't be bothered to meet in person in the first few weeks, I can't be bothered with you :)
I'm pretty awesome but I have no filter so you should be ready for all kinds of honesty.
Oh and you must be able to quickly identify sarcasm. And like it.