Is it just me or do all these profiles sound the same after a while? Ugh!
I want to laugh until my jaw hurts. I love to travel, so I am gone quite a bit. I look at every day as a new adventure. I have two amazing kids. I also have two dogs (who drive me insane, but I love dearly). I work in a professional career (although some days we joke around too much to really be called "professional"). My passion is cars (the faster the better). Oh, and i like Football and craft beer. I love a good glass of wine as well.
Guys-what's the deal with all the shirtless pics in front of the mirror??? Women could never get away with that!
If I visit your profile and don't message you, don't be offended. I think I might be too shy to message people...or fear of rejection...or frozen fingers....heck who knows.
Places I like to visit frequently are: Jacksonville, Chicago, Milwaukee, Nashville and Chattanooga. I am about to add Miami to that list as well, just never enough time to get to all these places!
I speak English and Sarcasm fluently. Innuendo almost fluently.
Right now i am looking for friendship and companionship and someone to drop off coffee at my door step occasionally (or reach the bag of Dunkin Donuts coffee from the top shelf). i love to laugh and have fun, am easy going and laid back. Persistence, effort, and consistency are some of my favorite traits. One of my favorite things is a good morning text. Effort speaks volumes. Oh, and if you have on camouflage in any of your pictures, and it doesn't pertain to a military operation, we probably have nothing to talk about. And please, if you cant't behave like an adult, don't contact me. i already have enough small people to take care of.
What else would you like to know? :)