FunnyGuy5280: Let's have a Jager Bomb & a beer & go from there
Occasional smoker with A Few Extra Pounds
Littleton, Colorado
35 year old Man, 6' 2" (188cm), Non-Religious
Hispanic Gemini with No hair
FunnyGuy5280 wants to date but nothing serious.
Some college
Class Clown
Business Owner

Car Selfie

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? Socially
Pets No Pets Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 9 years

Standup and other stuff

About Me
Ok, so I am new to the whole intra-web dating scene. However, I have meet people that have had a great deal of success with it. So here we are. I have what can be best described as an outrageous sense or humor. I love to make make people laugh, but it can be a hit or miss situation when you attempt a joke constantly. I have a background in business so I am very capable of toning it down and keeping things light and clean as needed (I hate when someone just has the one speed here).

I am still very traditional when dating. I love to hold doors, pull out chairs and other stuff. My heart is a bit larger than my head and as such I get taken advantage of from time to time. But I wouldn't trade how I care for people to save myself. I would love to get better at seeing it coming though, so as to not be sad.

I love to have fun. So you can throw most things at me and if it's fun...I'm in. I will do anything from from karaoke to sky diving all while have a beer or four. Unless they say no, like those stiffs at church haha. I love football and like most sports. Pretty unique huh?

I own a hot tub company with my best friend. A business that I have been in since high school. I am career minded and care for my boys 1/2 of the time. But when I'm not doing that very important work. You can find me laughing my ass off and hanging with friends. Or hungover, depends on the friends.

I like lots of different music. But I am a rock and roll guy in my soul.

P.S. In today's Colorado the "Do you do drugs?" question from above is a bit misleading in my opinion. If ya know what I mean?

First Date
In the past I have been big on a fancy date at a nice steak place. But I'm not sure that setting allows my personality to shine. BUUUUUT I do love a great high end steak at least once per week. So at this point I would leave it up to the ladies. Unless she wants to hit the Mime-Festival(not sure if real) or something weird like that.

Mail Settings
To send a message to FunnyGuy5280 you MUST meet the following criteria:
Live in Austria
You must have a picture to contact this user.