Yes, I'm well aware that my profile is longer than balls & has a **** ton of typos, but if you want me to give two shits about writing you back then stop being a lazy turd and just read it. I might tell you an important secret somewhere in there like I'm a psycho or I have a wiener. Anything is possible. Wouldn't you rather read all the way thru to make sure before you wind up hitting on the psycho chick with the wiener? That's what I thought. READ IT! ***holes! Lol
My life goals are simple! Stay healthy, raise my children, stay financially stable and one day own my first home. It's that simple. My children come first. Their well being is everything to me. I have them in private schools for now and they will attend college prep at Carol highschool when that time comes and they can be guided from their to their adult independence and I can only pray from that point on that I did a good enough job with them on my own, that they will make wise decisions with their futures.
Cut the horseshyt and just meet me in person. It's not bad luck or unorthodox to meet a woman out in a public setting for drinks and a dinner. I'll be real. Chivalry is not dead and damnit I still demand to be treated like a lady. So no, I won't meet you at your house to kick it or come to one of your frat parties. I'm a grown up. Be one too when you talk to me. All I ask. We can be dumbasses together later, once the angry orchard and shots of fireball have been consumed and we are drunk enough to be dumb ****s. Lol
SHITS GETTIN REAL:
I'll be real with ya. Half the pics on here don't do many of ya justice, but the few I've met in person have either made a new friend out of me. Don't blow me up on here. I really don't do the chat thing. It's gay. Ask for directions and come see me out somewhere. I lay it out right here in my long ass Info section. Half of ya already know me anyways from being your bartender or from Fb.
Add me on Fb... Face book . Com / taraleeannsmith. 5000+ pics on there in case 8 isn't enough for ya. Lol
WHERE TO FIND ME:
I work at Premier a Fitness on Woodman in Kettering. Come see me, grab some passes and check out our facility. I can hook up the price on memberships for friends and family.
Making people laugh, music, illegally pirating the oscar lineup and streaming it to my Telly, swimming, being outside when it's nice, hiking, gym, batting cages, casinos and gaming centers.
I am very active in health and fitness. I also work for a company called Itworks. We have many amazing products for weight loss and skin care.
I'm nearing the dirty thirty in a few short weeks and haven't attained any of my long term goals that I set out for myself before that 30 benchmark, which really has me bummed. But! This old gal keeps on keepin on and I'll just have to set new goals and a new benchmark I suppose.
I have GOT to finally get married. Lol. This is ridiculous. The plan was to have been divorced twice by now. Lol. But yah, that didn't happen. So KNOW THIS! I'm going to quit bullshitting and start takin these dates pretty seriously. That's not true at all. I'm actually not going to take much of any of you seriously until I've made a great friend out of you. I'm tired of meeting a man and being guilted in to a relationship in the first month of knowing them. Id like to take my time with each of ya. See if I can even respect you as a person. Hope that you can respect me as a person. The next time I have to say "eh **** it. Why not?", when being asked if we can make this thing official, I want to mean it and say it with sincerity. Lol.
Financially, I'm nothing to brag about. I work at a gym. It pays sh*tand the hours blow, BUT it keeps my bills paid, my kids healthy and me healthy. I'm definitely not affraid to work. I'll hold down 2 or 3 jobs at a time, if needed. I'm extremely smart and could definitely make a lot more money doing things I've been trained to do, but for now... My gym job makes me happy. If this journey isn't meant to be, I'll conquer the next one. But for now... It works!
My life is far from easy. I have ups and downs that require Dramamine but I'm resilient as hell and I always pull through the worst of situations.
I have a home (a large one). It's in the hood but damnit I'm a thug. I came from the suburbs but a thug can adapt to anything. Hahaha.
I want a man I can respect. A man I can be attracted to and that is the hardest part. I'm
Beyond picky. Somewhat shallow; who isn't? But I want that man to be flawed enough to make me feel confident when I'm with him. Too pretty scares me off. I'm a thicker girl and it's important for me to be the pretty one or this thing will never fly. So even if I blow up like kirsty alley, always call me pretty! But secretly sneak me protein shakes and ... I don't know... Meth!!! Till the weight comes off and you can say it sincerely. Lmao. (Kidding about the meth. I've seen Lindsay Lohan pics. I'm cool on that bullshit.) I love an athletic man with professional skin art. I'm a sucker for pecks and a sleeve. Teeth need to be in great condition, pretty eyes, nice caramel skin complection; almost American Indian. It is what it is and we all have preferences, I date white men. :/ Love my Nubian brothas and sistas to the moon and back but I'm terrified of a big wiener. What do ya do? Lol.
I'm a veteran on this site so don't try to game me. My game is tighter than yours, I'm cooler and probably better at fornicating than any of you so move along to the next sad fat girl on here that will agree to "my name is mike, you're gorgeous, wanna meet me at this "party inside my boxer briefs" and cuddle?" No kiddo. Lol. I have vibrators that last longer than your game will...... Legit!
Now, I didn't mean to scare off the few of ya that stopped reading after "you're marrying my ass!" I actually scare off easier than almost every one of you so don't be put off by that comment. All I'm saying is that I'm getting old as sh*tand RESPECTFULLY it's time to buck up and settle down. But I want to diagnose the entire situation and make sure that you meet my standards and I, as well meet yours. I want a man exactly like me. In most cases, opposites attract but not with me. I'm not for everyone, I get that. I'm weird. But I dig me. I'm a good chick, I'm a cool muh ****a and I'll keep you laughing. Who doesn't want that?
It is important that i get asked out on a proper date. Asking me to "come kick it" or sending me pictures of your weiner (tho midly entertaining) are never going to go any further than emails or text messages. Huge turn off. Please remember how to be gentlemen! Not just to me, but to all women.
Im not too high of maintence. Im realistic. I invite you to pop in to my work and get a glimpse of me in person. If you're interested, introduce yourself. I'm a bartender. It's not hard to find me. However, stalking me or trying to cause me harm may cause your body to come up missing. I'm one of the most protected girls in Dayton and all surrounding suburbs. Be smart with your chloroform! Lol
I would like to be taken to dinner at somewhere classy...like BDubs or Frickers. Lol. OR IF YOU REALLY WANNA IMPRESS ME, take me to Scene 75! It's my favorite place on Earth, that's close to me. Lol. I'll smoke you on some Go Carts, fool! Seriously. I'm THAT chick! Sit back, have alot of conversation and just enjoy learning about one another. Accept my friendship and nothing more on this first date. Seriously, this is beer and hotwings. We're not making out after. Do not expect a kiss goodnight. If things go well and I am interested in you, then there WILL be a second date, but ... PATIENCE.. young catipillar. Good things happen to those who wait.
Take me fishing, play with me; games, racing, golf, ANYTHING competitive. I love it! I'm a big kid and half the time, I'm more fun to be around than most of your boys.
IF SH*T GETS REAL:
Slow dance to country music with me in the kitchen. My GOD if you have any musical talents, show me. I have a weakness for a man with a voice and an acoustic guitar. I scouted talent for years and promoted some of the best bands in this area. I have an ear for good tunes.
Take me to shows. I love live performances. As a matter of fact, save your brain space; I'm friends with the best around. I'll find us the show and get us in VIP. You just focus on being my sponsor (my beer ****, but in a nice way because I like ya!) for the night.
Make special days a big deal. Valentines day, sweetest day, birthdays, anniversaries, holidays. I know I look like a hard ass, but those days are important to me. I don't ask for much. Just a little romance on those occasions. I am a sucker for presents, if we hit it off. Nothing expensive, just the sweet stuff. Flowers will get you everywhere with me! Don't even waste your money on jewelry. The only piece of jewelry I will Charish will be a diamond ring if that day comes, so save your money on those 2ct earrings. I'll either lose them or pawn them for my car payment. Lol. I'm cheap! Lol. Think simpler with me. Maybe you paid attention to my favorite movie and found something you thought I'd dig. CHICKS LOVE THAT CRAP! Don't be afraid to hit the sweet spots!