Yes, I'm well aware that my profile is longer than balls & has a **** ton of typos, but if you want me to give two shits about writing you back then stop being a lazy turd and just read it. I might tell you an important secret somewhere in there like I'm a psycho or I have a wiener. Anything is possible. Wouldn't you rather read all the way thru to make sure before you wind up hitting on the psycho chick with the wiener? That's what I thought. READ IT! ***holes! Lol
WHERE TO FIND ME:
I'm at the gym every day or night 4 times per year if that. Lol. Premier Fitness. I have a marketing deal with them so if you would like to become a member, go in, check out the facility, tell them I sent you and you will get the same pricing I get on enrollment and fees at a discounted rate. It's how I roll. :) you're welcome. Lol
Making people laugh and being a cool motha ****a!
I work for a company called melaleuca. If you haven't heard of it yet and anything I wrote here interests you, please google it or ask me questions. If nothing else, it peeks my interest and it's a less douchey approach to a first conversation with me than "sup ma, u lookin fine and shyt." Lol. The company is super rad.
LET ME SCHOOL YA:
Melaleuca provides the same products that you are already buying from local venders that are selling you these toxic products. Rather we are selling those products to you for the same price except our products are all natural and toxin free. We have everything you can think of from household cleaners to the dear ever FDA approved patented vitamin line, makeup, candles, you name it. So much more but I'm not going to spend another hour bullshitting about this bad ass company. I'll simply tell you what I'm doin with it.
Professionally within the next 4,793 months I plan on opening up a location in Dayton ohio where I can offer samples of the melaleuca products and transport people from all over the company to come train with me. As I intend to be East Coast Melaleuca. (It's huge in the west coast. Nobody has really heard of it out here. I'm changing that.)
Relationship wise I am ready to settle down. Find a man that values the same things in life that I do and we help each other set goals and meet them. I want to fall in love. I want to get married and be a family. A very happy and stable family that fully supports one another rather than one party supporting the other. That's what I want.
My life goals are simple! Stay healthy, raise my children, stay financially stable and one day own my first home. It's that simple. My children come first. Their well being is everything to me. I have them in private schools for now and they will attend college prep at Carol highschool when that time comes and they can be guided from their to their adult independence and I can only pray from that point on that I did a good enough job with them on my own, that they will make wise decisions with their futures.
NOW THE GOOD STUFF:
Cut the horseshyt and just meet me in person. It's not bad luck or unorthodox to meet a woman out in a public setting for drinks and a dinner. I'll be real. Chivalry is not dead and damnit I still demand to be treated like a lady. So no, I won't meet you at your house to kick it or come to one of your frat parties. I'm a grown up. Be one too when you talk to me. All I ask. We can be dumbasses together later, once the angry orchard and shots of fireball have been consumed and we are drunk enough to be dumb ****s. Lol
SHITS GETTIN REAL:
I'll be real with ya. Half the pics on here don't do many of ya justice, but the few I've met in person have either made a new friend out of me or are kickin themselves for letting me get away. Don't blow me up on here. I really don't do the chat thing. It's gay. Ask for directions and come see me out somewhere. I lay it out right here in my long ass Info section. Half of ya already know me anyways from being your bartender or from Fb.
Add me on Fb... Face book . Com / taraleeannsmith. 5000+ pics on there in case 8 isn't enough for ya. Lol
Headline was my target audience I'm reaching!
Be hot, have HOT tattoos, be funny, have ambition, have a job, a home, transportation, be REAL not snoody, be humble, no beards, be younger than me, take care of your bodies as well as your possessions, be healthy, be a grown up, don't turn up every ****ing night, don't be trouble, don't write me straight out of prison, be classy, don't start talking to me when you're already dating someone else. Simple.
It is important that i get asked out on a proper date. Asking me to "come kick it" or sending me pictures of your weiner (tho midly entertaining) are never going to go any further than emails or text messages. Huge turn off. Please remember how to be gentlemen! Not just to me, but to all women. Smh. Im not too high of maintence. Im realistic. I invite you to pop in to my work and get a glimpse of me in person. If you're interested, introduce yourself. I'm a bartender. It's not hard to find me. However, stalking me or trying to cause me harm may cause your body to come up missing. I'm one of the most protected girls in Dayton and all surrounding suburbs. Be smart with your chloroform! Lol
I would like to be taken to dinner at somewhere classy...like BDubs or Frickers. Lol. Seriously. I'm THAT chick! Sit back, have alot of conversation and just enjoy learning about one another. Accept my friendship and nothing more on this first date. Seriously, this is beer and hotwings. We're not making out after. Do not expect a kiss goodnight. If things go well and I am interested in you, then there WILL be a second date, but ... PATIENCE.. young catipillar. Good things happen to those who wait. I am a sucker for presents, if we hit it off. Nothing expensive, just the sweet stuff. Flowers, stuff I like.. Maybe you paid attention to my favorite movie and found something you thought I'd dig. CHICKS LOVE THAT CRAP! Don't be afraid to hit the sweet spots!
Now... with this being said.. I'm only your "bff" or "bro" at first, man!! I'm not on here looking for friends, so don't be a****and zone me lol. I'm still a lady and want to be treated as such. If we fall in love and even go for our second date after then.. I want to be romanced. Nobody should be too intimidated by me to do these things with me. I've struggled having guys want to be super sweet. Maybe they feared I'd call them a douchebag for doing it. Who knows? I still will call you a douchebag for doing it, but it doesn't mean I don't want it done. It means that I want you to know that even though you made me super happy... I'm still cooler than you.
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