I find it important not to take life (or MYSELF) too seriously. I think South Park, Tosh.0, and Family Guy are hilarious. Not everything is a dirty joke of course (although dirty jokes are awesome). I also have the ability to listen well and empathize deeply. I've been told I have a natural "magnetic" aura that draws people to me and makes them feel comfortable opening up.
I believe strongly in being a part of positive change on a community and global level and volunteer regularly. Last year (2012) I served in Uganda for 10 days. It was one of the most meaningful experiences of my life.
Oh, I should mention I also have quite an affinity for WORDS. Grammar fanatic...yes, somewhat.
Now on to -------->> YOU... :)
I'd like to meet someone who I can have a long term relationship with. If you are contacting me, you should also. I want someone to share triumphs and disappointments with, regular days and extraordinary days, little things and big things. I believe relationships should be a bonus to an already rich and fulfilling life.
***Some other things that I'm looking for (or not looking for) that I've decided to neatly organize into bullet points:
-Hopefully you don't embarrass easily and we can be silly together!
-Please have a job.
-No drug use. No illegal activities. No unhealthy vices or addictions.
-I generally believe people don't date with the intent of playing games -- but please know what you want. I will not entertain casual sex or FWBs. Or let's say you're simply unsure, figure it out before you contact me.
-If you're looking for someone to go out and drink and party at the club with...I'm not your girl. There are so many things to enjoy besides that!
-I really appreciate a man who is attentive and willing to show me he is genuinely interested, yet not desperately so. And, if he happens to also have a romantic side, I would enjoy that. Consistency of attentiveness is also important. Blowing hot and cold is a huge turn-off.
-I like to take things slow so a man with patience is a must. I know I'm worth the wait, but do you?
-I like a man who is manly... but also kind-hearted. Being a jerk is not sexy!
-Wow! You made it to the end of the profile. If you think I wrote way too much, you may think before contacting me. Communication is very important, and saying "hi" or "hey sexy", will get no response.
To send a message to NerdyHerbivore you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 30 and 41.
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
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Must not be looking for Hang Out
Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail
Must not be looking for Other Relationship
Must not be looking for Friendship
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not be looking for Activity Partner
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke