I am a well-spoken, intelligent person with an incredibly strange sense of humor. I have an artistic temperament and feel things quite deeply. Despite my tough exterior I am quite a marshmallow.
Language and communication are great passions of mine. If you cannot communicate without using "text slang" or if you can't spell, don't bother contacting me. Never underestimate the sexiness of a well-developed vocabulary. The brain is the biggest erogenous zone in the body.
That being said, I enjoy being vulgar, crass and brazenly offensive just to shake people up. I like testing peoples' sensibilities. What offends you says a lot about you.