BlargidyBlar: Word to the absurd.
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
Portland, Oregon
32 year old Man, 6' 0" (183cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Virgo with Blonde hair
BlargidyBlar Wants to date but nothing serious
Associates degree
Free Thinker

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? N/A Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year
Second Language English  

The great outdoors and everything that comes along with itMy friendsTrying new things
Friendship flips-see simon woodstockAvoiding society at largeBeing inappropriate

About Me
Bla blah bla blah, bleep bloop blop. Everything's an opportunity if you're open to it...I tend to ride the wave to see what happens. I strive to be independent and would love to live outside the USA someday, once the apocalypse hits, probably on some tropical island with a monkey-butler wearing a monacle and tophat (and maybe a bowtie tuxedo). I'd also like to have my own place somewhere out in the woods or countryside, and/or have access to an old fire lookout spot. Currently a college junior seeking an Environmental Science degree (or computer science, I do like the idea of making lots of monies from anywhere), though sometimes I'm told I have a degree in life. Ha. I'm pretty easy going, patient and open minded; life is too short to be angry about dramatics. However, I won't tolerate willfull ignorance and would prefer not to intertwine with numbskulls. I like a variety of music and recently worked as a KJ as well. Watching drunk people is funny, especially when you aren't responsible for them (my hat's off to you, mr/s bartender, aka adult babysitter). On a similar note, as Yogi Berra once said "You can learn a lot by just watching". Currently just acquainting myself with the site and its function. Insert funny closer here.

First Date
Depends on the person. I don't believe in preset (read: generic) date plans (though I understand their practicality). Maybe we could catch a unicorn and ride it through a shower of Skittles, or karaoke on a bus full of strangers, or give homeless people homemade burritos made with love (and cheese, lots of cheese. Mmmm). Whatever's clever.