NOW THAT I'VE GOT YOUR ATTENTION…….
I’m the ultimate gentleman who knows how to have fun and make people laugh. If we go on a date no matter what happens at the end of the date I’ll make you laugh and smile so…..
If you hate:
3. Being told lies
4. Public Restrooms (sit on your shoes if all else fails)
If you love:
3. Food (Great Restaurants)
5. Listen to music
6. Celtics, RedSox, Patriots, and Bruins
Turn that frown upside down because today is you’re lucky day. Today’s sweepstakes “LAND a MAN with a PLAN” (aka LMP*) is a once in a life time opportunity to win a WICKED AWESOME fun date with a WICKED AWESOME fun guy(all that said with a New England accent).
TICKETS ON SALE NOW!!! So what are you waiting for???
*LMP sweepstakes Rules and disclaimer:
If you recently broke up with your boyfriend and looking for a rebound, a serial online dater, looking for a free meal, pretty but dead inside, have more than 2 kids, speak in ebonics terms, weigh more than me, can bench press me, can’t run in heels, take life way to seriously, have no sense of style, wear way to much makeup, unemployed, live with your parents, still talk to your ex’s b/c you’re “friends”, expect me to pick up the bill every time, have more “guy” friends than girlfriends, need not apply here b/c this sweepstakes isn't for you.
The LMB sweepstakes isn't limited or prohibited to POF or match.com users only. Women in Coffee shops, grocery stores, libraries, Bus or T stop’s, Clothing Stores, or just walking around Boston are all eligible to participate.
If you have any questions regarding the rules or prize please don't hesitate to ask.
Well, um, actually pretty nice little Saturday. We're uh, gonna go to Home Depot, yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, and Beyond I don't know. I don't know if we'll have enough time....