It is so difficult to take these things seriously :-)
Me: Born in Montana, raised by wolves. Two parts charming debonair, three parts machiavellian prince, garnish with a twist of lemon. Serve with a side of laughter.
Doing: Building a robot brain that lives in the Internet. Yes, really. Constructing a cognitive augmentation narrow-AI, designed to leverage behavioral psychology and intrinsic human desires -- the end goal being complete and total self-actualization. Also, body painting (~1.5 years now). Did you know a wet paintbrush feels just like a tongue? Isn't that interesting.
Watching: Very high probability that I am actually a parallel universe embodiment of Rick Sanchez. If you don't know who that is, we probably won't get along.
Relaxing: Doing frontflips. Checking the barbell for gravity. Trying to not spill my beer.
You: I would honestly be pretty astounded if you made it this far and had the moxie to send the first message. Surprise me! Life is more fun with surprises.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I don't do awkward silences. If you get nervous, I'm just going to tease you :-)