This all sounds so incredibly egotistical. Oh, wait, that's why we're here...
Let's get the dealbreakers out of the way right at the beginning: I don't have roommates, I own a car, I lift regularly, I know how to cook, I'm hilarious, and your friends would love me. Now that we're done with that...
Okay, here's the deal: You're looking to find a great guy who's funny, well-adjusted with a few entertaining quirks, has his sh!t together, follows his goals and dreams, dresses well, and knows exactly how to treat a girl.
I am not that guy.
You probably want someone who values fitness and health, has interesting hobbies, a family that's important to him, and a stable career.
That's not me at all.
I would bet that you're trying to find someone who has a diverse, well-adjusted group of interesting friends, who values going out just as much as a well-deserved night in, and who can communicate with impeccable grammar, spelling, and punctuation.
Nope. Keep looking.
I'm not even sure you'd know what to do if you ran across a man with such levels of charisma, intelligence, and social grace. This Bond-esque character probably also knows how to make you feel incredibly sexy and has no problem showing it, either through subtle innuendo and eye contact or just grabbing you and pinning you to the wall for a strong makeout that leaves you breathless.
Whoever this guy is, you can bet that he knows he's worth it. He's dated the pretty girl with blonde hair and long legs. He's spent plenty of time with the cute nerdy chick. He's good friends with the girls who love sports as well as the fashionistas.
He knows that everyone has something incredible to offer the world.
Maybe that's why he's still looking. Maybe you're interesting enough to keep his attention.
There's really only one way to find out.