It is so difficult to take these things seriously :-)
Me: Born in Montana, raised by wolves. Two parts charming debonair, three parts machiavellian prince, garnish with a twist of lemon. Serve with a side of laughter.
Doing: Building a robot brain that lives in the Internet. Yes, really. Constructing a cognitive augmentation narrow-AI, designed to leverage behavioral psychology and intrinsic human desires -- the end goal being complete and total self-actualization. Also, body painting (~1.5 years now). Did you know a wet paintbrush feels just like a tongue? Isn't that interesting.
Watching: Very high probability that I am actually a parallel universe embodiment of Rick Sanchez. If you don't know who that is, we probably won't get along.
Relaxing: Doing frontflips. Checking the barbell for gravity. Trying to not spill my beer.
You: I would honestly be pretty astounded if you made it this far and had the moxie to send the first message. Surprise me! Life is more fun with surprises.