Well, here we are. Just you and me. You're here, reading my profile and wondering, "is this chick for real?" I'm here, waiting and wondering if you will like it enough, to want to find out more about me. Before you go any farther, know this; if you don't have recent profile pictures, STOP right here. I will not give you the time of day. The rest of you may continue.
Having tried this online thing for a little while now, I am comfortable making s few things clear right off the bat. I am not interested in games or players. I will not play phone sexting games. Do not send me photos of your "junk". To be polite, I used to try to reply to everyone. Not anymore. Some men get really mean, when you draw the line at just chatting, because the spark isn't there for dating or more. Very hurtful. So sorry, if I don't reply. Finally, I am looking for a one on one relationship. If you are not, stop now. If there is anyone remaining, please, continue. .......
I was faithfully married for 30 years and have been separated for 4 years, because he was not. Not to worry. I will never go back. That is his loss and someone else's gain. So I know how to be devoted, loyal and faithful.
I know I am not getting any younger. My mirror reminds me of that everyday. But I am one of the nicest, most kind people you will meet. I am honest, faithful and easy going. I have a wicked sense of humor, a laugh that comes easy and a smile that is genuine and from the heart. I believe in manners, generosity, openness and politeness. I appreciate intelligence, passion and dependability.
I love animals and they are a big part of my life. So someone like minded is required. I can be affectionate, playful and sensual. If you need the Viagra, don't be shy. If you don't, well ...... Oh my !
My interests are many and varied. From photography and astronomy,to military history, wildlife conservation and environmental protection.
Not interested in smokers (nasty) daily drinkers or drunks. No drug users and that includes weed. If you have a gambling problem, anger issues, are jealous or possessive, have been verbally or physically abusive or are a control freak, take your interest somewhere else. You don't deserve me. Not interested in chicks with sticks, guys who swing both ways or dudes who used to be girls. I don't find a profile covered in dead Bambi photos, impressive or attractive, if you know what I mean.
Please please have teeth. A nice smile is important to me. Hair is good. If I wanted hairless, I'd be a lesbian. Well groomed facial hair is hot. ZZ Top look is Not ! Hair in the nose and ears ? Ummm, gag alert !
If you are slim, trim, average or a few extra pounds, cool. But anything more than 20 is more than a few. Let's be honest. If you carry around a pony keg, you're s. o. l. with me. No sense beating around the bush here.
Ok there it is. Good, bad or otherwise. My profile.
After an initial meet and greet to exchange sparks and see if a fire catches,I think a relaxing day spent on the river fishing, followed by a picnic would be a great start to getting to know someone. If the time of year or weather is not agreeable, a visit to the museum of history or art would be a an enjoyable way to spend an afternoon. Of course, sharing a nice Mexican dinner with a couple of icy margaritas would be an awesome finish to an enjoyable day :-)