When I was a kid I went back in time and taught the Greeks how to read and write. Also I showed the Arabs how to do math. You're welcome.
This thing is pretty adamant about me filling this section to the brim with all kinds of fun and interesting anecdotes about myself but I'm not really the type of person to participate in such activities so I am putting this long run-on sentence in here hoping it will fulfill the requirements of this very demanding application which by the way is kind of bull sh*tlike who are these people to tell me how I should or shouldn't set up my dating profile what a bunch of malarkey I swear some peoples kids any who I'm thinking this should suffice so I'm going to hit the update button now
Long enough yet?