I'll blow your mind.
I have more notebooks than shoes.
I speak fluent sarcasm.
I'm one of those girls who would rather paint a picture or write a song than go to a bar or a club
I do my own stunts.
I am a HUGE sports fan. No, I'm not just saying that. 49ers, Giants, Sharks and Warriors.
I march to the beat of my own drum.
I have musical Tourette's. If you're around me enough you'll see that I am constantly singing.
I'm independent, hard headed and a bit crazy at times, but that's all part of my charm.
My family is large, crazy and loud... But I love them to pieces.
I work. A lot. I have two jobs that I balance quite well, but I have no problem making time for things or people I find worthy.
I don't own a single brand name purse, pair of shoes or clothing item.
I punch hard. You've been warned.
I'm worth it.
Please do NOT message me if:
-you look like you killed someone in all your pictures
-you can't take a joke
-I can see pubic hair in any of your pictures
-you're a Raider fan (sorry... No.)
-you don't have teeth. It's creepy.
-you don't know the difference between their, there and they're
-you hate Christmas (you clearly have no soul)
-you're a liar, ***hole, cheater, scoundrel, prick, or a combination of any of the above
-you like guys
-you're a Bible thumper. Sorry... Jesus is cool and all, but I'm not into it.
-you have pictures up of you and your ex. I mean, really?
-you're only looking to put "it" in or around my mouth
-all of your pictures are of you at a gym. Being fit is one thing, but I honestly don't give a sh*t how amazing you think you look when you're sweaty.
-nothing in my profile made you smile