Maybe not, but that headline was funny, eh?
I have given other sites a fair try, but seem to find guys that either have no car, stand me up, constantly reschedule... flakes. If all you want to do is text me constantly and ask me for dirty photos, then keep looking.
One thing that I have found on here are men that will flat-out lie just to get you to lower your guard. A man seeking a real relationship is not going to be preoccupied with sex, and get angry when you show no sexual interest. I have MORE respect for the guy that tells me upfront, rather than pile on the compliments thinking my self-esteem is shot to high hell. I know the game, and have and can play it better than you. With that said...
I AM looking for something long-term. I want a relationship, I know what I want out of life and my partner. Marriage? Why not? I am open to the possibilities, and I know that there is that one match out there for me. I believe in Eternal Marriage, and would love to become an Eternal Companion.
Health is important to me. I spent too many years being overweight, and will not be that way ever again. I do not smoke, and refuse to date heavy smokers. If you go through a pack or more a day, then I am not the woman for you. I also refuse to date heavy drinkers. I spent almost a year being a verbal punching bag, and I have more respect and self-worth for myself than that. If you are an emotional effwit, then keep looking. Also, if you send me a message with misspellings, chat speak, etc., or if your profile has them, I will automatically ignore you. I am not sorry, I can only assume you have no money for a dictionary or are too lazy to use it online. Proper English seems to be a dying art.
I have also returned to Church, and I am a Latter-Day Saint, or Mormon if you will. This is important to me and my family. I have a calling, and am very involved with my Ward. This is not going to change.
I go to concerts -- A LOT. I have a wide variety of music interests, mainly metal, punk, rock, and thrash. I would like to find someone who wants to go to the same shows. I am quite passionate about music.
I have three children (boys 14 and 12, and my wee lass is 9), and they are the lights of my life, obviously. They also have a father in their lives.
I purchase knickers in lieu of doing laundry... that is just how I roll.
There is so much more I can say on here, but I would rather tell a man in person.