Student at UNO. In between majors because that's cool!
Comedian. Several people have said, "Great Job!" after my open mic sets!
My eyes are gorgeous and I smell like the random dude in the Old Spice commercials. (It's not that he's randomly there, he just says random things. I'm also assuming what he smells like. I can't smell through the TV. Stop rambling damnit)
Chat me up and we can talk about several things up to but not including how many hats a bear can/does wear.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Let's go somewhere that isn't my comedy. I don't want to always be on.