John_standup: Cool guy! (Probably shouldn't lie off the bat)
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Omaha, Nebraska
28 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-religious
Caucasian Cancer with Blond(e)
John_standup is looking for a relationship.
Associates degree
Class Clown


I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year How ambitious are you? Ambitious

About Me
Student at UNO. In between majors because that's cool!

Comedian. Several people have said, "Great Job!" after my open mic sets!

My eyes are gorgeous and I smell like the random dude in the Old Spice commercials. (It's not that he's randomly there, he just says random things. I'm also assuming what he smells like. I can't smell through the TV. Stop rambling damnit)

Chat me up and we can talk about several things up to but not including how many hats a bear can/does wear.

First Date
Let's go somewhere that isn't my comedy. I don't want to always be on.

Mail Settings
To send a message to John_standup you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 18 and 32.
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not be married