alex59457: Adorable But Not Housebroken
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Olympia, Washington
Details
32 year old Man, 6' 2" (188cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Virgo with Blonde hair
Intent
alex59457 Wants to date but nothing serious
Education
Some college
Personality
Class Clown
Profession
Air Force







I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious


Interests
I party like its 1999Having epileptic seizures in public placesWaking up naked on pool tables
Fist fighting grizzly bears

About Alex
So let’s see what I ‘m I looking for? I want a combination of Martha Stewart for the house, Jenna Jameson in the bedroom, Betty Crocker for the kitchen, Mary Poppins for the kids, Salma Hayek's body, Audrey Hepburn's style, and Mother Theresa's Heart. I could bore you with delusions of how wonderful I am, but let’s face it, I'm sure you've already read this about two hundred times in all the other profiles..So no rambling about football, fishing, and my DVD collection because you probably don't care. Let's get together and see where it leads. I believe that actions speak louder than words, so why bother? A lot of people have told me that I'm "special" or "gifted". I think they're jealous that I can count to 10, or 20 with my shoes off, and even to 22 in the shower. (don’t ask)Anywhoo... I surround myself with optimistic people who are going somewhere in life, and no, I don't mean KFC. I'm very open-minded and believe my strengths outweigh my weaknesses, a risk- taker who is always up for a new adventure. I love dogs, beaches, meaningful conversations, and self-improvement. I keep very busy and love my life. I don't have the time or inclination to date everyone under the sun, and I have no problem meeting people. But if your a fun/feisty/confident/attractive young woman that can handle a little sarcasm and isn't afraid to go outside their comfort zone. I'd love to have you along for the ride and make our already great lives that much better. There's something very special about you. You are curious about the world around you. You can take a joke and are not easily offended. You believe that sarcasm is a spice of life. You can spell (without using spell check), and are generally happy. You want to see the world and travel, love to kiss; you cuddle like a cat on the sofa, and shag like a tiger in bed. You are thin, athletic, (curvy in the right places are a plus), your eyes are bright and convey the depth of your spirit. You are beautiful inside and out, and you think you can actually keep up with me. The rest is negotiable. (Well, you can’t be a blood relative this isn’t Alabama)

First Date
Well... there would be a ton of laughter... however... I wouldn't call it a first date just quite yet... and for that reason alone I might show up wearing running shoes... you know, JUST in case. I like to go to hospitals and act like I'm doctor, you should see the looks on the patients faces when they realize I'm not! Classy dining spots like jack in the box and any dive bar that looks dangerous. I want to stare in your eyes like a wierdo. I want to kick ur feet and try to trip you when you walk in front of me. I want you to open the doors for me and whenever I enter a room, you whistle the theme song to Footloose.