just a real woman, looking for a real man, because I lost the one I had...
to apply for the position, you must be:
intelligent (this I am quite serious about; I will be checking spelling & grammar!)
tall (six feet or over, please, plus or minus an inch)
fit, strong, healthy, and not drug-dependent
a u.s. citizen
dependable & trustworthy
not a brat
you must NOT be:
afraid of drag queens (no, not ME, silly! I just like the occasional drag show)
in a photo taken in a bathroom, driver's side of your car, or where I can see your cellphone (seriously, dudes?)
argumentative, confrontational, or in any other way a potential f#cking pain in my ass...LOL!
you must also be willing to eat strange and exciting foods, keep odd hours, watch creepy movies, drink potentially lethal amounts of alcohol, and listen to very loud music created by artists who died in odd and tragic ways...
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
a first MEETING should be for an adult beverage to determine if a real date is within our grasp...
a first date should be a simple dinner to allow us to get to know each other...
To send a message to YesInTheseShoes you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age Between:23 and 51.
Lives in United States
Lives within 75 Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke