IF YOU ASK HOW ARE YOU...I WILL NOT ANSWER! Answer to your first question- Lisa. Answer to your 2nd question- not much time for fun but i travel for dance alot. Answer to question 3. yes. 4. google map where it is, cause i am not a road map and get tired of typing it. 5. (if you are confused right now, the email i get most is "tell me about yourself" so you can prove just how "interested" you are in knowing me and read it before you email me. 6. i am not looking for a boyfriend. I love to chat and find this place interesting. So that should take care of 8 emails back and forth and not cause me to go crazy and you can ask me something original, PLEASE!!!!! Now, about me......I love to laugh, am a dance instructor, and have a twelve year old daughter that I adopted. It is important that a chat friend can take a joke cause I never take life seriously. I am always looking for a come back or pun, so if you are the serious type, you will hate me! I make EVERYTHING a joke, i swear. If the only thing you can say is LOL after everything I say, it annoys me. I don't need humored by letting me know i said something funny. I also hate the smiley faces. They disturb me, so if you have a habit of using them, I will wig out on your butt. I HATE POETRY, HATE IT, HATE IT, HATE IT, DON'T WRITE ME A POEM. I HATE THEM!!!! Dont call me princess, sugar britches, babycakes, pumpkin, sweetems, or any other name that will make me need an insulan shot afterwards, because I HATE THEM!!!! And One more thing, if typos annoy you, don't im me cause i make tehm al, but on a good note, i cn red thm all 2. ok so i am in a hurry so i will make this short, the warden is not in a good mood today and is limiting our online time to 60 minutes. I can choose between chatting or watching porn so my 3 minutes of chatting is up now. gotta go!!!!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
My perfect first date would be get a rent by the hour motel room. Drink warm keystone and eat pizza on the sticky sheets and watch cheesy porn. Wake up the next morning with the bedspread stuck to the back of our heads and wait patiently for the light tap on the door "housekeeping" in the soft foreign accent. (sorry, it just cracks me up) then we say good bye forever. i have never made it to a second date for some reason. (Joking!) 2nd date would definately be hanging out by the tracks with the hobos and laughing until the wee hours of the night.
I am looking for a guy with a great shape, preferable trapezoid or would settle for a rhomboid. please only email me if you meet these requirements...
index finger on left hand is 4.7 inches and middle finger 5.2 inches. circumference is not a big deal. i would love to chat with you if you can type in a fake british or austrailian acccent.