amberj73
Age: 34
Dating
lisalisa1002: beware of sarcasm
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Undecided, Alaska
Details
32 year old Woman, 5' 0" (152cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian Aries with Brown hair
Intent
lisalisa1002 wants to date but nothing serious.
Education
Some university
Personality
Profession
dance instructor







I am Seeking a Man For Hang out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat & Dog Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 1 year


Interests
Search for dead people and poke them with a stickSeeing how long i can hold a fudgesicle on my tongue no handedEating paste
Snorting pixie stixRewriting harlequin romance novels in play form and roleplaying the stories all 359809982 of them inMake a video of them all and mail them to fabio
High fiving random people on the streets

About Me
IF YOU ASK HOW ARE YOU...I WILL NOT ANSWER! Answer to your first question- Lisa. Answer to your 2nd question- not much time for fun but i travel for dance alot. Answer to question 3. yes. 4. google map where it is, cause i am not a road map and get tired of typing it. 5. (if you are confused right now, the email i get most is "tell me about yourself" so you can prove just how "interested" you are in knowing me and read it before you email me. 6. i am not looking for a boyfriend. I love to chat and find this place interesting. So that should take care of 8 emails back and forth and not cause me to go crazy and you can ask me something original, PLEASE!!!!! Now, about me......I love to laugh, am a dance instructor, and have a twelve year old daughter that I adopted. It is important that a chat friend can take a joke cause I never take life seriously. I am always looking for a come back or pun, so if you are the serious type, you will hate me! I make EVERYTHING a joke, i swear. If the only thing you can say is LOL after everything I say, it annoys me. I don't need humored by letting me know i said something funny. I also hate the smiley faces. They disturb me, so if you have a habit of using them, I will wig out on your butt. I HATE POETRY, HATE IT, HATE IT, HATE IT, DON'T WRITE ME A POEM. I HATE THEM!!!! Dont call me princess, sugar britches, babycakes, pumpkin, sweetems, or any other name that will make me need an insulan shot afterwards, because I HATE THEM!!!! And One more thing, if typos annoy you, don't im me cause i make tehm al, but on a good note, i cn red thm all 2. ok so i am in a hurry so i will make this short, the warden is not in a good mood today and is limiting our online time to 60 minutes. I can choose between chatting or watching porn so my 3 minutes of chatting is up now. gotta go!!!!

First Date
My perfect first date would be get a rent by the hour motel room. Drink warm keystone and eat pizza on the sticky sheets and watch cheesy porn. Wake up the next morning with the bedspread stuck to the back of our heads and wait patiently for the light tap on the door "housekeeping" in the soft foreign accent. (sorry, it just cracks me up) then we say good bye forever. i have never made it to a second date for some reason. (Joking!) 2nd date would definately be hanging out by the tracks with the hobos and laughing until the wee hours of the night.

I am looking for a guy with a great shape, preferable trapezoid or would settle for a rhomboid. please only email me if you meet these requirements...
index finger on left hand is 4.7 inches and middle finger 5.2 inches. circumference is not a big deal. i would love to chat with you if you can type in a fake british or austrailian acccent.




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