l know that I'm not the "buff-est" or the best looking guy out there, but mama raised this boy right and knows how to treat a girl. You'll never hold things, stand alone or open doors if your around me.
Hello, my name is Dan. My favorite past-time is practicing laughing in the mirror but I also practice dancing so as to be prepared in case I am out and someone puts Bat out of Hell by Meatloaf on the stereo. I also have all the Fleetwood Mac concerts on VHS and have practiced until I have all of Stevie Nicks moves down pat. I dance for my mother sometimes.
I was raised by my two mothers in a large commune who's ideologies included balance with nature, meditation and weaving dolls out of straw. When I was nine I was traded to wandering gypsies for six onions. I graduated primary school in my late teens by 'School of the Air'. As we did not own a CB radio, I took all my lessons by tapping Morse code onto nearby electrical wires.
I have a poster of a dolphin in my bedroom and have a picture of a tiger on my quilt. I call the tiger Mishka. Sometimes I lie on my quilt and pat him and tell him about my problems. I enjoy sitting in my favorite chair at the window.
My Ideal partner? I would like to try one with hair this time. It doesn't matter if they don't have all their teeth, I don't either LOL. My last girlfriend sarah had a wicked sound system in her Taurus which was awesome so that would be good. My Datsun has an Audio 4 system that kicks. It has an input plug so that you can play your songs on your iPod through it which is great. I don't own an iPod but if I had a friend with an iPod and they wanted me to drive them somewhere, I would be like "Hey, lets play your music on your iPod through my stereo, do you have a N33 adapter cable?" and they would have and we could listen to Keith Urban on the way to Target.
And if you think any of that is true. Please, please , please! Don't message me.
And lets clarify something real quick, weed is not a drug.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
First date? We'll make it easy. You grab some of your friends. I'll grab some of my friends. We'll meet at a packed bar and casually see if we like what we see and go from there. Then if it all works out, neither of us have to acknowledge that we met on a dating site.