l know that I'm not the "buff-est" or the best looking guy out there, but mama raised this boy right and knows how to treat a girl. You'll never hold things, stand alone or open doors if your around me.
Hello, my name is Dan. My favorite past-time is practicing laughing in the mirror but I also practice dancing so as to be prepared in case I am out and someone puts Bat out of Hell by Meatloaf on the stereo. I also have all the Fleetwood Mac concerts on VHS and have practiced until I have all of Stevie Nicks moves down pat. I dance for my mother sometimes.
I was raised by my two mothers in a large commune who's ideologies included balance with nature, meditation and weaving dolls out of straw. When I was nine I was traded to wandering gypsies for six onions. I graduated primary school in my late teens by 'School of the Air'. As we did not own a CB radio, I took all my lessons by tapping Morse code onto nearby electrical wires.
I have a poster of a dolphin in my bedroom and have a picture of a tiger on my quilt. I call the tiger Mishka. Sometimes I lie on my quilt and pat him and tell him about my problems. I enjoy sitting in my favorite chair at the window.
My Ideal partner? I would like to try one with hair this time. It doesn't matter if they don't have all their teeth, I don't either LOL. My last girlfriend Darren had a wicked sound system in her Taurus which was awesome so that would be good. My Datsun has an Audio 4 system that kicks. It has an input plug so that you can play your songs on your iPod through it which is great. I don't own an iPod but if I had a friend with an iPod and they wanted me to drive them somewhere, I would be like "Hey, lets play your music on your iPod through my stereo, do you have a N33 adapter cable?" and they would have and we could listen to Keith Urban on the way to Target.
And lets clarify something real quick, weed is not a drug.
And another thing, If you one of the MANY, MANY, MANY conceded, immature, full of yourself and the way you look girls on this site, don't message me, I don't need to waste my time putting forth the effort for someone who can't even act like an adult and doesn't know how to love. This is a dating website, not Facebook
And if you think any of that is true. Please, please , please! Don't message me.
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