Half-Back: Oh you have children? May I eat one?
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Greenville / tampa bay, South Carolina
47 year old Male, 6' 2" (188cm), Catholic
Caucasian, Virgo
Half-Back is looking for a relationship.
Graduate Degree
Free Thinker
I work, pay the mortgage, bills, etc.

I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 6 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Cat & Dog Second Language Other

About Me
Ladies! Knock it off with the filters! Believe it or not, we CAN tell!

Imagine 428.314 pounds of love, jogging down the beach in a banana hammock (no pictures please)! In slow motion, sweaty man breasts are bouncing to the rhythm of the river dance music playing on his iPod. The sunlight glistening in the beads of sweat, trickling down from the top of his head as his long, brown back hair flows in the breeze! Mmmmmm.... Niiiiiiice! Okay, now let me tell you a little about myself!

I am "Terminally Teenaged" at heart. If you are looking for your "Prince Charming", he is not here. I distracted him with a large mirror and a tube of hair gel. I stole his horse. Giraffe riding isn't as easy as it looks!

I'm originally from Jersey, moved to Florida then, halfway back. Please do not ask me about Jersey Shore, Snookie, or the rest of those useless, drunken Umpa Lumpas. I am not nor is anyone I know from Jersey, anything like them. I only fist pump to Billy Idol.

Please, give me some attitude! Stand up for yourself! Tell me when you disagree with me! I absolutely adore an affectionate woman who can flip a switch and go off when she is annoyed, upset, or when we are at odds! Give it to me, full gore! Bottling things up or kissing my buttocks accomplishes nothing!

I prefer WOMEN! Women who don't take bathroom "selfies" in a dirty mirror, performing duckfaces with the toilet (seat up) and piles of laundry in view! Thanks!

A snippet about me with translation:
Quick-witted: Sarcastic.
Decisive: Impatient.
Eclectic: Weird and Eccentric.
I Love Music: Free your mind and your ass will follow!
I Work Out: Will sweat and smell on occassion.
Will not always tell you what you want to hear: I will not kiss your ass and please, do not insult my intelligence by kissing mine.
Think for yourself and, be WHO YOU ARE!
Educated and Literate: Knows ABC's and 123's. Please be able to do the same (pet peeve).
Have all my teeth: I brush and floss.
I do not have all of my hair: I have been misplacing some of mine throughout the years.
Love a Variety of Foods: I'm Italian and Hungarian.
Anti Politically Correct: Euphemisms suck. Lookup George Carlin and "Soft Language" and you'll get my meaning.

I'm not getting any younger and I am sure as Hell not getting any "prettier"! As such, I go to the gym at least four days a week. I refuse to grow old gracefully and, I do what I can to take care if myself. Call me narcissistic.

Important fact: I AM a dork and am proud of it! I have a tendency of saying a lot of random things! My sense of humour is... Welll.... Lettuce just say, I'll joke about anything even at my own expense and enjoy it. I would love someone with whom, I can do this with.

I haven't the time or inclination for B.S.
If you are easily offended because of honesty and are overly sensitive, please move on. I am not the kind of person who will change to fit your mold. I am who I am. I'm not rude. I just would rather be clear and concise. Full disclosure, no surprises! :-)

It has been suggested to me by some, that I should "tone it down a bit". That is not me. I would rather be loathed for who I am than loved for who I am not. :)

Good luck!

First Date
Anything that involves the ability to actually speak WITH and, get to know one another without much distraction. Something simple, non-intimate and fun!


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