Bartlebycs: I'm not crazy, my mom had me tested!
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Downers grove, Illinois
34 year old Male, 6' 3" (191cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Aries
Bartlebycs is looking for a relationship.
High school
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I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Cat & Dog  

About Me
I feel like I'm too old for dating nowadays. At this age, everyone has settled down.

I used to go mini-golfing in the summer and cross country skiing during winter, back when I had people to do it with. I can also enjoy spending the night watching Netflix, I'd still like to hang out though, if you can recommend any good spots? I'm kind of a big guy, but I am losing weight.

I can't stress to you enough how much of a geek I am. Please don't wedgie me if I get too geeky, a simple slap on the head will suffice.

Here's a list of Must Haves.
1. Don't be crazy. Like, in a scary way. Crazy in a fun way is fine, though ;).
2. Seriously ladies, I don't want to date out of state, let alone country. Planet? ...Maybe.
3. Honestly, I prefer 20-somethings, but I'm willing to go as high as 35 years Unless your Felicia Day ;)
5. Fellow geeks are welcome, of course! But even if you've never touched a comic book or watched a cartoon made in japan, as long as you keep an open mind to new things, I'd be happy to share my world with you, and let you share yours with me.

Max & Chloe 4 Life

First Date
Anything where we can have fun while getting to know each other. Restaurants are okay. Parks, arcades (do those still exist?), or conventions are even better.

Preferably no movies on the first date, cause you can't talk then... Well, you can, but people get mad at you ;)

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