Since being a kind and respectful man that has been genuinely interested in women intellectually along with caring about sharing common interests is not enough for most of you with ridiculous expectations of the perfect man...
Hi, I'm kind of an @$$hole. I am kind of sweet, I'm kind of tough, I'm a feminist who likes to pay for stuff, and I'm kind of a good guy, but a bad boy at the same time. I'm a knight in shining armor, and I'll sweep you off your feet. I'll take care of your every desire without question. I make crazy amounts of money, and it's not really me in the photos I actually heavily resemble Jensen Ackles, and I'm 6'4". I pretty much only workout in my spare time to keep my perfect body sculpted since that's what is expected from most women. Oh, and you're probably not good enough to be with me, so if I give you a chance you better be grateful.
I think that covers it. I am the perfect guy most of you desire.