lionheart237: Live Happy
About
Non-Smoker with Average body type
City
West yarmouth, Massachusetts
Details
37 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Caucasian, Leo
Intent
lionheart237 is looking for a relationship.
Education
Graduate Degree
Personality
Daredevil
Profession
Attempting to win at powerball :)


dating
I"m one step closer to Chuck Norris






I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Dog  



About Edward
Hello Ladies,

Im not perfect, nobody is. After some time off for junk food and life enjoyment, im back eating healthy and getting back into fitness slowly. Im not abbing out at the moment but i will be.

I want you to figure out who i am without me telling you on here. Truthfully who believes half the B.S. people put in they're profiles.

I enjoy honesty, i hate cheaters, and people who do drugs, i hate bullies, i love laughter, comedy, and having a great adventure from time to time, I joke more than I'm serious, family and friends mean the world to me. My goal in life is to win the lottery, stop working and move to a little shack in bora bora : ) Margheritas anyone! : ) I'll answer any questions you have whether regular, weird, to personal, it doesnt matter, im an open book.

I have a lot of love to give to the right person, however I'm No stage 5 clinger!

If you've read this far, your in to deep! My profile is like the mafia, once you read it, you cant return to the previous page : )

Seruously...why are you still reading this? You should be messaging me...what do you have to lose?

Wait... your still here?

Why haven't you messaged me? Did you get carpal tunnel? In that case. Hand your cell, lap top, tablet, to your friend and tell them to type for you.

Wow! Your still here? Your starting to weird me out. You should go now, but! Not before messaging me!

I may not be on here long. At least thats what i could have told my friends if you would have messaged me.

OMG! WTF! Why are you still reading this, do i need a profile bouncer to push you out? Its time for you to go...message me!

Did you do it? Did you make your life 100% better by allowing me to be a part of it?

I bet you did! You should get to know me! Im great! Im only single , cause you havent messaged me yet! And why havent you? This is the 2000's women make the first move all the time.

Wait... did you not message me yet, cause your worried about this online dating thing?
Don't worry! I'm 100% Italian, I'm more likely to be a hitman for the mafia than an ax murder.

Your still curious

Well...ok...a little more about me. Well..
ya see! It all started in 1979 when i was born! It was a fantastic year. Dukes of hazzard came out that year. I was just a mere lil tyke just trying to make it in the world. I had my own maid, i called her Mom, she liked that. My own butler, his name was dad.

You really thought i was going to keep up with that story? If you stopped reading this an hour ago, and messaged me, we would already be grabbing dinner and hitting it off. But you didn't. Another missed opportunity, with a wonderful guy, with a great sense of humor, a great smile and looks sexy in deadpool footie pajamas.

Ah! Well! You didnt listen to the fortune cookie that you opened. That said " you will find happiness soon" 23 54 8 32 4 16
Shi-shi (thank you)

I'm done typing! Your already using me for your amusement! You think im just going to keep typing so you can keep reading. And not message me... I'm not playing this game!

Ok! Just for you...I'll keep going, and going, and going! Like the energizer bunny on crack!

So...where did i leave off...oh yes! So i was a mere lil tyke, fresh out of the tinted incubator. Tinted cause i was an ugly child, on an adventure that i never saw coming... what the hell! Why are you still here? Its like the ending of Ferris buelor. Its time for you to go!

And message me! Hurry up! Supplies won't last! Only one left in stock! Its a floor model, slightly damaged : )



First Date
coffee, drinks, lunch, dinner. some place to talk and get to know each other.