If Doug Stanhope were a woman, he would be me. I'm blunt, honest and whatever pops in my head, comes out of my mouth. I'm working on that. You'll either think I'm really sweet, or you'll think I'm an @$$hole. I'm also a strong and independent woman. I don't like sports, hunting or muddling. I would rather read a book. If you type like a "texter" that is a big turn off. Use your words boys. To get straight to the point, I'm looking for an intelligent pervert with an awesome sense of humor. Boom! I've given up on relationships, but I still believe in true love. I just don't think that everyone gets to find it. I'm also a grandma.