What I’m doing with my life
Working fulltime. Going back for my MSN. Commissioning with the Army Reserve Nurse Corps. Going on hikes/exercising, playing boardgames, enjoying more food than I should be.
I’m really good at
Waking up on time without an alarm clock. 60% of the time, it works every time.
Being a bad boy. My curfew is 7pm but I actually don't sleep until 7:30pm. I'm such a rebel.
Had piano lessons for about 9 years. Little rusty but I can play a thing or two. If you like Debussy you're in for a treat.
I enjoy movies more than books. My teacher used to have a poster of a frog wearing glasses and he said I couldn't believe
the magical places a book can take me, and the only limits were my imagination, but it turns out my imagination sucks, so I didn't go anywhere. A little fact that god damn lying frog forgot to mention.
I spend a lot of time thinking about how media does nothing but chauvinisticly focus on the outward appearances of women instead of their intrinsic values. Like doing laundry or being really good at nagging. But then again I have a great deal of respect for women.
On the weekends, i'm usually building an orphanage with my bare hands while playing a sweet sweet lullaby for the children with my xylophone abs.
Truth be told, I am in desperate need for surgery but doctors refuse to perform surgery on me. Medical professionals are afraid to operate on me out of a fear of massive blood loss. There is simply no doctor willing to perform a penis reduction surgery on me. The exact words of one doctor were, "When you've got a cannon like Kevin's, the risk inherent with an invasive procedure is simply too dangerous." I guess I simply have to stumble through life with what seems to be a baby's arm between my legs.
You should message me if:
1. You're here to tell me I"m a wizard.
2. You recognized some references or you found it a refreshing change of pace.
3. You want to go on a food adventure.