New to this whole online dating thing so here goes:
Professional Disc Jockey
I once built a 1/10 scale toothpick replica of the Golden Gate Bridge in my backyard
Small children in superhero costumes scare me
I enjoy urban parachuting
I woo women with my sensuous harmonica skills
I sleep once a week
Gatorade is better than water
I cannot curve bullets
Aspiring abstract artist
I wish I could speak in a Canadian tone
My hair is prettier than Justin Beiber's
I am a vegetarian on Tuesdays, A sailboat captain on Wednesdays, and a semi-pro croquet player on Thursdays.
If you find my humor amusing shoot me a message for more!