So here's the deal, sad to say but I am in one of those phases in my life where you call hundreds of people your "friends" then when you pick up the phone to text someone for happy hour or just to vent, you realize you're blank. There is no one that you'd actually do drinks, gossip, and recap Samantha Bee episodes with because your entire phone happens to be business contacts. You also realize that all of your siblings are older brothers that only text you on holidays, eventhough from their FB post they have tons of fun, you're just not invited, lol. Oddly, when I go to events I know everyone and everyone knows me but here I am, in desperate need of a social life. I've been a workaholic for far too long and now that I finally look up I see I have no friends I can hang with.
That said, I am on here looking for a happy hour, weekend, and hangout buddy that shares my dark humor, sarcasm, and pesimistic comedy about turning 30+ lol, open to this developing into more as well. A witty gent to be part of my power squad (in the making, so far it's just me, lol). So will you be my Amy Schumer? My Tina Fey? My Will Ferrell? My John Stewart? Please help I need a social life. :-/ #wompwomp
Okay so now here is my real "about me".... lol
I am a proud hard working professional Latina. I am a workaholic because I am fortunate enough to have a job fighting for the rights and equality for those who are often voiceless.
I am a combination of beauty, height, poise, and high intellect.
I am independent and strong-willed just as much as I am compassionate, caring, and humanistic.
I live and breath progressive politics and I feel and vibe to bachata, salsa, and samba.
I believe that social justice could one day be achieved and I believe that one day I will also be able to take a vacation.
I love marches, pickets, and media interviews and all of the above but I am looking to make time for happy hours, socializing, and great company.
I love sarcastic humor just as much as I enjoy wine and cheese.